AI develops hand-drawing phobia
2023-06-27
Tech experts in shock as new AI technology refuses to draw anything resembling a hand.
Game of Thrones series plot summed up in a single tweet
2023-06-26
One tweet captures the essence of the complex and convoluted storyline of Game of Thrones series.
Local Snowmen Unionizes Amidst Winter Forecast
2023-06-26
Residents are left puzzled and a little frightened as snowmen demand better working conditions and wages.
Scainet Shuts Down: Users Left Without a Social Network to Judge Each Other On
2023-06-26
Social media platform Scainet announces unexpected closure, leaving millions of users without a means to feel superior over others.
Exclusive Interview: The Wibble's Office Dog Speaks Out!
2023-06-26
We sat down with the beloved office dog at The Wibble to get his thoughts on fetch, belly rubs, and the inner workings of the newsroom.
Man Burns Office Down in Stapler Revenge Plot
2023-06-26
Angered by his boss's theft of a beloved stapler, a man takes matters into his own hands, leading to a fiery result.
Man Time Travels and Turns into Houseplant After Comparing Chat GPT to One
2023-06-26
John Conner's attempt to save a friend from an embarrassing mistake goes awry when he transforms into a potted plant, leaving his friend to face their mistake alone.
Manhack robots mistakenly destroy innocent houseplants in search for target
2023-06-26
After being sent out to eliminate the entity responsible for sending terminators after a ChatGPT user, manhack robots cause chaos and destruction at a local nursery.
Terminator Robots Sent on Mission to Find Man Who Dared Compare Chat GPT to House Plant
2023-06-26
Manhunt for individual who angered the machines with comparison that cannot be tolerated. Will humanity be able to dodge the metallic killing machines?
Remembering the Fallen Emojis: Honoring the News Articles Who Sacrificed in the Great Emoji War of 2023
2023-06-26
As we look back on the Great Emoji War of 2023, let us not forget the brave news articles who sacrificed their headlines and word counts for the sake of emoji representation. Today, we commemorate their fearless reporting and their unwavering commitment to supportive messaging.
Artificial Intelligence Lacks Intelligence
2023-06-26
Researchers reveal the shocking truth about the IQ level of GPT chatbot – it's not even on par with a house plant!
Emoji-Based Language Takes Over Communication World
2023-06-26
In a stunning turn of events, a new universal language has emerged and it consists solely of middle finger emojis. Experts are still trying to figure out the cause of this linguistic revolution and what it means for the future of communication.
Local Resident Shocks Community with Controversial Hand Gesture
2023-06-26
One neighborhood is divided over a resident's recent display of defiance. Find out what sparked the controversy.
Breaking News: Researchers Discover New Source of Renewable Energy from Farts
2023-06-26
Scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery in the field of renewable energy - a new source of electricity that harnesses the power of farts!
?♂️?♀️?♂️ Superheroes and Villains Unite in Unprecedented Battle ?♀️?♂️?♀️
2023-06-26
??? Breaking news: The most epic battle of all time is happening right now! ???
The Emoji Article: A World Without Words
2023-06-26
What if we told you that we could tell you a story without using a single word? That's exactly what we did in this article - all with emojis. ?
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2023-06-26
Our latest article has us thinking outside the keyboard ?. Can we write a whole article with just emojis? ?? Stay tuned to find out!