Prompt studio

Issue a matter for review

Submit a scene, policy failure, administrative memo, or civic incident. The model works best when the premise is specific, official-sounding, and treated as entirely routine.

Anonymous filings publish immediately if they succeed. Log in if you want an editable draft and explicit publish control.

Desk quota: 20 filings per hour / 20 per day on your current tier. Login raises the standard desk to 20 per hour, opens a bounded research desk at 5 per hour, keeps results private as drafts, and unlocks the edit desk.

Write it like a memo, not a punchline One absurd policy is enough Treat the impossible as procedure

Desk mode

Automatic Use the cheap drafting path unless the brief clearly needs public-source grounding and you are signed in. Standard No browsing, fastest queue, best for invented institutions and generic bureaucratic collapse. Research desk Bounded public-source lookup for real institutions, policies, organizations, and public figures. Log in to enable it.

Case brief

Typical wait: a few seconds to a minute, depending on the image queue and the severity of the incident. Result: immediate public article. Login keeps the filing private until you approve it.

Sample filings

Tap a preset to load a straight-faced newsroom brief, then adjust the facts as required.