Officials retiring the English language at a press conference

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Officials retiring the English language at a press conference

grand governmental press conference announcing the retirement of the English language, officials in dignified cardigans at podiums, giant dusty dictionary being wheeled away by ceremonial attendants, confused public holding phrasebooks, dramatic newsroom lighting, absurdly serious atmosphere

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"English Language Declared Obsolete, 10 Glorious Replacement Tongues Emerge from the National Drawer of Slightly Better Ideas"