Image prompt

Italian delegation: chef, nonna, and a professional frowner

Illustration of three Italian figures at a table inspecting a British “experimental” lasagna. The chef looks diplomatic, the nonna looks weary but resigned, and a third man’s entire job is to frown intensely. On the table: a lasagna tray with suspicious add-ins (sweetcorn visible, a cheddar-orange topping, a small bottle labeled “BBQ splash”). Include their written statement on a paper in front of them: “We are tired, but yes, it is still lasagna.”