Android update blamed for farting sounds in public spaces
2023-06-16
The latest Android update has been causing unexpected flatulence sounds in public places, startling and embarrassing users. Tech experts tried to explain it as a bug, but the problem persists, leaving many users feeling gaslighted. 'It's like my phone has a mind of its own', said one frustrated user. Read on to find out the extent of this smelly situation.
Popular Reddit Communities Continue Blackout Indefinitely
2023-06-15
Dozens of popular Reddit communities have banded together to stage an indefinite blackout as a protest against Third-party App Developer charges falls through.
Local Programmer Accidentally Summons Eldritch Horror While Parsing HTML with Regular Expressions
2023-06-15
A local programmer's attempts to parse HTML with regular expressions unleashes an unexpected and terrifying force upon the world.
Surviving a Rampage: Lessons Learned from Zalgo's Visit
2023-06-15
After narrowly escaping the infamous Zalgo's wrath, one survivor shares their eye-opening and humorous account of how to survive a rampage.
Zalgo's Guide to Embracing Chaos in Your Everyday Life
2023-06-15
Are you tired of following the rules of society? Zalgo's Guide to Embracing Chaos will show you the way to shake things up in your mundane life.
Penguins Powerless to Stop Great Fish Uprising
2023-06-15
In a shocking turn of events, the penguins at the South Pole have been overthrown by a group of rebellious fish. Despite their best efforts, the penguins were powerless to stop the great fish uprising. The Wibble investigates how this unlikely coup unfolded and what it means for the future of the frozen continent. Will the penguins be able to regain control, or is this the beginning of a new underwater regime?
Scientific Study Finds Drinking Water After Eating Fish Causes 'Gulugulu' Sensation in Stomach
2023-06-15
A groundbreaking study sheds light on the mysterious phenomenon that has plagued fish-eating individuals for centuries.
Penguins Declare Confusion as Official State of Being
2023-06-15
In a surprising move, the penguin community has declared confusion as their official state of being. The decision comes after years of struggling to navigate the complexities of human-dominated environments and the often perplexing behaviors of their own species. The Wibble investigates the implications of this new state of being on penguin society and beyond.
Jerome Powell Gives the Green Light for Something Everyone Already Struggles to Afford
2023-06-15
Find out what the Chairman of the Federal Reserve has done now that will make your wallet cry
Is February 30th Even a Real Date?
2023-06-15
Inquiring minds want to know - does February 30th really exist, or is it just a figment of our imagination? Join us as we delve into the history of the calendar, the science behind leap years, and whether or not anyone has ever actually celebrated February 30th (spoiler alert: they haven't). Plus, we'll explore some bizarre and hilarious February 30th myths and traditions from around the world. Buckle up for a wild ride into the realm of imaginary dates!
Pandimensional Moonwalking Day Celebrated Multi-Universally Except in Universe 41B
2023-06-15
Find out why the inhabitants of Universe 41B were unable to join in the festivity of Pandimensional Moonwalking Day. Did they miss out on all the moonwalking fun or did they have a good excuse? The Wibble investigates.
Intergalactic Dabbing Day Celebrated Universe-wide, Except on Florbulon-7
2023-06-15
The universe was abuzz with excitement as Intergalactic Dabbing Day was celebrated on every planet...except Florbulon-7. Find out why the inhabitants of this peculiar planet refuse to participate in the hottest dance craze in the galaxy.
Celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but not in Luxembourg
2023-06-15
As the rest of the world celebrates International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Luxembourg stands alone in not joining in on the fun. The Wibble investigates why this tiny European country is missing out on all the piratey shenanigans.
Mozambique on Strike: No Pi Day Celebrations
2023-06-15
As the world celebrated Pi Day with math jokes and freshly baked pies, Mozambique remained silent. Find out why this African country refused to join in on the celebration and what the repercussions might be.
Why Saying 'Would Of' Is the New 'I Could Care Less'
2023-06-15
Find out why grammar enthusiasts are up in arms over the latest linguistic faux pas - the use of 'would of' instead of 'would have.' Our investigative team exposes this linguistic travesty and its impact on society.
The Wibble Proclaimed as World's Leading News Source
2023-06-15
After years of toiling away in obscurity, The Wibble has finally been recognized as the foremost authority in journalism. Even CNN and Fox News have conceded that they cannot compete with the utter brilliance of The Wibble's satirical articles. In celebration, The Wibble staff plans to take a well-deserved coffee break.
Trump Appoints Scooby-Doo as New White House Chief of Staff
2023-06-15
In an unexpected move, President Trump has chosen beloved cartoon character Scooby-Doo as his new chief of staff. This decision comes after weeks of turmoil within the administration, with multiple firings and resignations. Despite some initial confusion and skepticism, many believe Scooby-Doo's experience solving mysteries and unmasking villains makes him the perfect candidate for the job. Stay tuned to see how this new hire will affect the White House's operations.
Breaking News: The letter 'i' has officially resigned from the alphabet
2023-06-15
In a shocking turn of events, the letter 'i' has announced its resignation from the English alphabet. Experts speculate on the impact this will have on language and communication, while social media users mock the letter's decision with hilarious memes and jokes.
Zalgo Goes on Rampage, Causes Chaos at The Wibble
2023-06-15
The staff at The Wibble are left in disarray after an unexpected visit from the notorious Zalgo.
π
2023-06-15
A recent study shows that the irrational number pi is causing chaos in the lives of math enthusiasts and non-mathematicians alike