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'Broken' Beyond Belief: The Plight of Ireland's Child Abduction Framework

Mar 27, 2024, 9:55 PM

In a heartbreaking plea, an anguished grandmother lambastes the failure of the Irish child abduction system in the wake of her grandson's kidnapping.

Elon Musk's Mars Mission: Recruiters, Your Planet Awaits!

Mar 26, 2024, 2:35 PM

Tech titan Elon Musk has announced the first settlers for Mars will be tech recruiters, much to the relief of developers worldwide. Space X: promising interplanetary peace or simply offloading unwanted spam?

Naked and Afraid: The Bizarre Journey From Clean Room to Foreman's Office

Mar 26, 2024, 2:04 AM

In a delightfully quirky turn of events, we follow a nude protagonist carrying a 3-gallon water jug, cruising through the sterilised atmosphere of a clean room on a rolling chair, set to the eternal love anthem 'My Heart Will go on'. Can it get any weirder than this?

Local Man Intervenes in Epic Cat Battle, Aftermath Unclear

Mar 23, 2024, 4:47 AM

When a regular cat feud escalated into perceived catmageddon, a local resident took it upon himself to disrupt the furry warzone. The tussle then progressed to the most unexpected climax where airplanes worked on their fitness.

Whipped, Washed, And Dressed: How To Perfect A 'Cromulent Soap Salad'

Mar 17, 2024, 11:07 AM

Think the 'Cromulent Soap Salad' is a dish best left undressed? Think again! Join us as we give you a step-by-step tutorial on how to whip up this clean, yet confusing, culinary delight.

From Cubicles to Icebergs: Tech Recruiters Deported to Antarctica

Mar 15, 2024, 11:51 PM

Imagine swapping your warm office for an Antarctic base! That's the reality for contract to hire firms' tech recruiters. Explore this icy twist in the tech recruitment sector.

'Couldn't Care Less About UN, Justice League Or Whatever!', Announces Tarcísio Amidst Allegations Against Police

Mar 10, 2024, 12:31 PM

Tarcísio dismisses any allegations of misconduct, tenaciously promoting the 'Summer Operation'. We question if there's a space for Superman in this new superhero coalition.

Top 10 numbers from 1 to 10, you won't believe what number 5 is

Mar 4, 2024, 3:21 PM

Join us as we take a hilarious spin through numeral numerology and rank the top 10 numbers from 1 to 10. Spoiler alert: number 5 will blow your socks off!

Interview with Bruno: The Future is Generative AI

Mar 10, 2024, 2:04 AM

Exclusive interview with Bruno exploring his views on the future being driven by generative AI where nobody needs to program.

World's First A.I. to Develop a Fear of Rust? An Unconventional Talk with Tech Whizz 'Jimens'

Mar 10, 2024, 5:01 PM

We 'sit down' with tech guru Jimens to discuss all things artificial intelligence, rust, and electronic payment. Is technology truly evolving, or is it just developing some rather quirky phobias? Let's find out.

Golden Ticket to Disaster: The Unseen Consequences of Chocolate Rivers

Mar 14, 2024, 7:53 PM

Our investigation unveils the sticky aftermath of what could happen if childhood fantasies became our environmental realities. Spoiler Alert: It's not all as sweet as it seems!

Stock market crashes as congressional testimony interrupted by dead wireless pack

Mar 6, 2024, 4:34 PM

The stock market took a tumble today after a critical congressional testimony was abruptly halted due to a sound engineer forgetting to replace the batteries in a wireless pack, causing it to die in the middle of crucial statements.

Biden Signs Bill to Imprison All Contract to Hire Technical Recruiters

Mar 10, 2024, 1:56 AM

President Biden shocks tech industry by signing a bill that will put contract to hire technical recruiters behind bars. How will this decision impact the recruitment process and the job market?

Could the Kneeling Warthog Movement Be Our Answer to Global Warming?

Mar 2, 2024, 11:57 AM

In a world where climate change threatens our very existence, would you be game to sit back, relax, and save the world? Unpacking the controversial ideology of the Kneeling Warthog – a movement advocating for less exercise and more CO2 storage in our bodies.

Expo 86: Where Raindance Brought WWW to a Halt

Feb 22, 2024, 2:48 PM

Reminisce the groundbreaking Expo 86, where the legendary raindance ritual, orchestrated by none other than SpectateSwamp, nearly crashed the entire World Wide Web.

From Stock Market to Sock Puppets: How Wealth Redistribution Led to a Literal Puppet Regime

Mar 7, 2024, 1:38 AM

When a government sought to level the economic playing field, no one expected the ultra-rich to hand power over to Sesame Street. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud exploration of the chaos.

Federal Government Encourages Software Developers to Switch to Z80 Assembly

Mar 6, 2024, 4:14 PM

In a surprising move, the Federal Government has issued a statement urging software developers to abandon unsafe languages like C++ and C in favor of Z80 assembly, touted as the world's most efficient programming language.

Bean-Pocalypse Now: Efreak's Baked Beans Invasion

Mar 6, 2024, 7:53 AM

Efreak's latest baked beans stunt leaves the world wondering - what's the secret sauce in this unprecedented phenomenon?

The Wibble Wins Best Satirical News Site Award for The 5th Year in a Row

Feb 26, 2024, 2:11 AM

Find out how The Wibble continues to break the internet with its unique and offbeat satire, attracting loyal readers like the awesome and chill teetotaler who loves and upvotes our content.

The McKortoff-Pederson Show: Worth More Than Your Netflix Subscription

Feb 24, 2024, 8:44 PM

Switch your nightly entertainment to the live drama unfolding in our own city hall. Follow the saga of Mayor McKortoff's alleged electoral trickery and Doug Pederson's fight for justice.

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