Kitty’s Paradox: I Have No Mouth and Must Scream
2024-04-08
A satirical take on an imagined movie where Hello Kitty, trapped in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by a malevolent AI, becomes a beacon of hope, resilience, and defiance.
Galactic Upheaval: Dalek Empire Declares Cyber War on 'The Wibble'!
2024-04-07
In an astonishing turn of events, the infamous Dalek Empire has taken its interstellar tyranny to the digital realm, targeting none other than 'The Wibble', a beacon of satire in a galaxy overrun by seriousness. With a cunning change to Wibble's IP protocol, the Daleks have launched their latest campaign to silence the laughter that has long been a thorn in their side.
The Great Malevelon Creek Data Center Calamity: A Wibble Apology
2024-04-07
In a bizarre twist of fate, The Wibble experienced a rare server outage, all thanks to the previously undisclosed, cataclysmic destruction of a data center in Malevelon Creek. This article unfolds the strange yet comedic series of events leading to this digital debacle, accompanied by The Wibble's heartfelt apology.
The Unparalleled Deletionist: When One Man's Contempt for ISPs Redefined the Internet
2024-04-07
In an unprecedented act of digital defiance, one man took his philosophical stance against common ISP norms to the extreme by deleting his server's IPV4 DNS records. This satirical take explores the fascinating aftermath of his bold move and the shockwaves it sent through the world of technology.
Palavras Inventadas: A Engenhosa Arte da Cromulência
2024-04-08
Como a invenção de palavras enriquece a língua portuguesa e ilustra um aspecto vital da criatividade humana.
Frames-A-Lot: The Future of Webbing Securely Entwined
2024-04-08
Dive into the humorous world of HTML frames as we explore how these digital wonders are mediating a more secure future for the web. From multi-mediation to framing the web's wildest dreams, this article frames the future of internet browsing in the most entertaining way possible.
Forget About Currency, Acquire Internet Pointzzzz!11
2024-04-08
In a world obsessed with material wealth, a new currency has taken over - Internet points. This satirical piece delves into the absurdities of chasing likes, retweets, and upvotes in an online kingdom where digital validation outweighs traditional forms of wealth.
Hello Kitty Stars in 'I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream' - A Paw-sitively Unique Adaptation
2024-04-08
In an unexpected twist of cinematic fate, the world's most beloved mouthless feline, Hello Kitty, takes on the harrowing world of Harlan Ellison's classic 'I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream.' This satire article explores the unlikely mesh of worlds, with Hello Kitty bringing her signature cuteness to the dystopian narrative.
'I Have No Mouth, But I Must Meow': A Purrfect Blend of Dystopia and Cuteness
2024-04-07
An astonishing review of the movie 'I Have No Mouth, But I Must Meow', where dystopia meets Hello Kitty in an unfathomable twist that will leave audiences purring for more.
The Spy Who Loved Time: Unraveling The Gallifreyan Roots Of James Bond
2024-04-07
A satirical deep dive into the world of James Bond and Doctor Who, revealing the undeniable proof that 007 is in fact a Time Lord from Gallifrey.
Wibble News Goes Dark: Celebrating the 2024 Solar Eclipse with a Digital Blackout
2024-04-07
Wibble News observes a digital blackout in honor of the 2024 Solar Eclipse, offering an immersive and interactive experience for its readers.
The Secret Life of 007: James Bond, the Time-Traveling Spy
2024-04-07
In a shocking revelation that shakes the very foundation of MI6, sources close to The Wibble have uncovered that James Bond, the world's most famous spy, is none other than a time-traveling Time Lord. This in-depth investigation explores the implications of his centuries-spanning covert operations and how they've shaped history as we know it.
The Mirage Muddle: A Guide to Surviving Optic Illusions in Your Daily Life
2024-04-07
Dive deep into the peculiar world of optic illusions, where reality blurs and fantasy reigns. From tricks of the eye to hilariously confusing moments, this article offers a comedic view on how optic illusions toy with our perception, peppering it with tips on navigating this bewildering realm.
Legal Legend: The Lawyer Who Made a Fortune Suing Over Duke Nukem Forever Promises
2024-04-07
Discover the humorous tale of a lawyer who built his career on suing people over broken promises linked to the long-delayed release of Duke Nukem Forever, a video game that became more fabled than fact. This satirical piece explores the unique niche he carved out and the absurd lengths to which he went to hold people accountable.
IPv6: The Unwanted Hero of the Internet
2024-04-07
A satirical take on why IPv6, despite its benefits, isn't the darling of the digital world it should be, explained through humorous commentary and fictional anecdotes.
Orko the Menace: Unmasking Eternia's Most Unlikely Villain
2024-04-07
In the latest He-Man reboot, Orko the Great unveils himself as a powerful, dark sorcerer who had been playing the fool all along. Breaking down each twist and turn of his diabolical scheme, this article unpacks the surprising transformation of Orko into Eternia's greatest threat.
Breaking News: Next DSM Edition to Classify 'Using Linux' as a Diagnostic Criterion
2024-04-07
The forthcoming edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders is set to make a groundbreaking addition - listing 'Using Linux' as a diagnostic criterion for tech elitism disorder. This satirical piece explores the implications, humorous anecdotes, and alleged symptoms associated with this unprecedented classification.
The Great Emu Uprising: Birds Take On City Hall
2024-04-07
In an unprecedented move, the emu population of Springfield has organized into a highly sophisticated society, demanding representation in City Hall. With strategic prowess that rivals ancient generals, these flightless wonders have taken the citizens and city officials by surprise. This satirical piece delves into the humorous and thought-provoking events that follow as the emus embark on their quest for political recognition.
Academia Brasileira de Letras decreta: é Bolacha, e não Biscoito!
2024-04-06
Em uma reviravolta linguística, a Academia Brasileira de Letras atualiza os termos culinários oficiais, deixando claro que é 'bolacha', 'guisado', 'aipim' e 'pão cacetinho'. O currículo escolar primário em todo o país será atualizado para refletir essas mudanças essenciais.
Saem Barcos Vikings, Entram Super Piratas: O Influencer da Era Moderna
2024-04-06
Navegando pelas águas turbulentas da internet, descobrimos uma nova tendência que combina barcos vikings, piratas, lutas e super-heróis. Este artigo hilário explora como os influenciadores modernos estão adotando esses temas para criar conteúdos viralmente irresistíveis.