Local Man Declares Pizza a "Vegetable" After Discovering Tomato Paste Contains Trace Amounts of Lycopene
2026-01-22
**NEW YORK** – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the nutritional science community and caused a 400% spike in local delivery orders, 34-year-old freelance graphic designer Gary Henderson officially reclassified pizza as a "superfood vegetable" during a late-night binge-watching session this Tuesday.
