The Wibble

Local Man Discovers Revolutionary New Mode of Transportation

2023-06-29

One man's invention is set to change the way we move forever, as he reveals his groundbreaking creation: walking.

Man Proclaims Walking as Revolutionary Technology

2023-06-29

A man has declared himself the inventor of walking and is demanding payment for a walking license.

Local Government Hires Unlikely Hero for Fire Safety

2023-06-29

A man with a knack for recreational arson finds himself in a surprising new career as the local government taps into his unique skills.

Trolls Attempt to Troll Trolls, But Trolls Can't be Trolled

2023-06-29

A group of trolls set out to troll other trolls by suggesting that using the word troll is a trolling act. Little did they know, that trolls cannot be trolled and end up being trolled themselves!

Wibble Stops Sorting News by Most Recent, Readers Left Confused

2023-06-29

In a baffling move, popular satirical news website, The Wibble, has announced that they will no longer be sorting news articles by most recent. Readers are left scratching their heads, wondering how they will keep up with the latest absurd headlines. Find out the hilarious reasons behind this decision and how it's causing chaos in the world of satirical news.

April Fools' Day Moved to June 31

2023-06-29

In a surprising turn of events, authorities have announced that April Fools' Day will be celebrated in June this year. Prepare for hilarious pranks, fake news, and plenty of confusion as the world attempts to embrace this new date for mischief and laughter.

Government Implements Revolutionary Clothes Ban

2023-06-29

A new law from the government is set to revolutionize the way we dress. Find out how this controversial decision will impact fashionistas everywhere.

Police Caught in Game of Hide-and-Seek During Texas School Shooting

2023-06-29

Officers showcase their stellar hiding skills while suspect goes on rampage

Jeremy Clarkson's Hilarious Attempt at Space Exploration Goes Horribly Wrong

2023-06-28

Join Jeremy Clarkson as he takes on the challenges of Kerbal Space Program in his own hilarious and disastrous style.

Introducing Bogosort: The Chaos Behind The Wibble's Article Ordering System

2023-06-28

Discover the unconventional algorithm that The Wibble is employing to organize their articles, and why chaos might just be their brand new strategy.

Local Fox Sets World Record for Laziness, Dog Unimpressed

2023-06-28

A mesmerizing feat of laziness takes the world by storm as a quick brown fox achieves the unimaginable, leaving a lazy dog in disbelief.

Local Wildlife in Chaos as Stressed Fox Attempts Impressive Leap

2023-06-28

A cunning fox recently made a daring move by leaping over a seemingly unmotivated dog, leaving the local wildlife community in awe.

Government Implements New Language Requirement: Only Opposite Letters Allowed

2023-06-28

In a surprising move, the English language now demands the exclusive use of opposite letters, turning communication on its head.

Fashion Revolution: Clothing Brand Introduces Stylish Attire for Cars

2023-06-28

A renowned clothes brand has unveiled an unprecedented concept, crafting trendy clothing exclusively designed for cars. Get ready for the latest trend in the fashion world as vehicle couture takes the streets by storm.

Mysterious Event Leaves Everyone Guessing

2023-06-28

Confusion abounds as an unidentified incident takes place in an unknown location at an undisclosed time.

Chess Players Thrilled as Chess Board Size Finally Meets Their Grand Ambitions

2023-06-28

Find out why chess players around the world are rejoicing over the new colossal chess board that measures a staggering 2 million tiles by 2 million tiles. Goodbye to the cramped 8 by 8 boards of the past!

Chess Players Astonished by New Update: Bows, Catapults, and Rocket Artillery Now in Play

2023-06-28

The world of chess has been turned upside down with a groundbreaking update that introduces a range of unconventional long-range pieces, including bows, catapults, and even rocket artillery systems. Players are in awe as the rules of the game are rewritten, allowing for unprecedented strategic moves and chaos on the board.