Nation Braces for Lasagna as Scientists Confirm It Is “Structurally a Building,” “Emotionally a Blanket,” and “Legally a Casserole”
2026-01-22
**STOCKPORT, TUESDAY** — The UK has entered a state of cautious optimism after a coalition of food scientists, amateur uncles, and one unusually confident Italian grandmother confirmed that lasagna is not merely dinner, but “a multi-layered domestic infrastructure project with edible planning permission.”
