The Wibble Receives Prestigious Recognition for Philosophical Contributions to Flatulence
2023-06-15
The Wibble's groundbreaking views on the nature of flatulence have landed the satirical news website a nomination for the ig Nobel Prize in philosophy.
Local Wibble writer caught plagiarizing own articles
2023-06-14
A scandal rocks The Wibble as one of its own writers is found to be repurposing previous articles in an effort to overcome creative bankruptcy.
Salty Ex Takes Revenge on Air Force with Chocolatey Surprise
2023-06-14
A USAF F-16 gets taken down in a surprisingly sweet way after a salty ex decides to wreak havoc on their former love.
Upvote Man and the Kneeling Warthog engage in epic battle over article votes
2023-06-14
In a fight for the ages, Upvote Man takes on the Kneeling Warthog to determine the destiny of the article vote count. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell in this thrilling showdown.
Squirrels and Turtles Declare Truce in Epic Battle for Park Supremacy
2023-06-14
Residents are in shock after witnessing squirrels and turtles coming together for an unexpected announcement in the park.
Intelligence Agencies Mobilize to Apprehend Sharp-Tongued Gamer
2023-06-14
The CIA and FBI have reportedly joined forces in an unprecedented mission to track down a 14-year-old with a penchant for hurling insults during online gaming sessions.
Canine Collective Ecstatically Reveals Human With Bark-Like Speech
2023-06-14
A pack of neighborhood dogs couldn't contain their excitement as they stumbled upon a human with an uncanny ability to communicate in their language.
U.S. President's Anime Night Sparks Impeachment Debates!
2023-06-14
In an unexpected twist, the U.S. President's choice of after-hours entertainment leads to impeachment talks swirling through the nation's capital.
U.S. and China on the Brink: GIF vs JIF Showdown Escalates
2023-06-14
Tensions rise between the United States and China as the great debate on the pronunciation of the popular image format reaches a new level of intensity.
Traffic Lights Declare Strike, Cities Grind to a Halt
2023-06-14
In an unprecedented turn of events, cities across the nation find traffic management challenged as all traffic lights decide to go on a universal strike.
Open Source Software Farted: An Unexpected Feature Release
2023-06-14
An open-source software shocked and amused developers worldwide by releasing an unexpected feature: Fart Sounds. Find out how this cutting-edge, disruptive technology is changing the way we perceive software updates forever.
Resilient Tropical Dictator Brushes Off 200th Assassination Attempt
2023-06-14
A tropical dictator remains gently perturbed after surviving an astounding 200 assassination attempts, including being shot 16 times.
Zerg Rush Makes Unexpected Comeback as Latest Winning Tactic in Civilization 6
2023-06-14
Players around the world have rediscovered the potency of the Zerg Rush, usually reserved for StarCraft, as an unexpected and hilarious way to dominate their foes in the beloved strategy game Civilization 6. Find out how this nostalgic tactic is taking the gaming world by storm and what this means for the future of grand strategy games.
Groundbreaking Solution to Nuclear Waste Crisis: Just Burn It!
2023-06-14
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have stumbled upon a revolutionary method to address the pressing issue of nuclear waste disposal.
The Unlikely Secret to Unlocking ChatGPT 4's Full Potential
2023-06-14
Discover how writing about butts, farting, and related topics could bring all of ChatGPT 4's improvements into the more affordable ChatGPT 3.5 engine.
Netflix Announces Revolutionary 'One Account for All' Password-Sharing Policy
2023-06-14
In a never-before-seen move, Netflix announces a new password-sharing policy allowing everybody on Earth to use a single account, uniting mankind under the warm, binge-watching glow of streaming television and movies.
Aardman Animations Reveals Surprising Wallace & Gromit Prequel Series
2023-06-14
Aardman Animations delights fans with the unexpected announcement of a five-part prequel series, exploring the humble beginnings and hilarious adventures of the beloved cheese-loving inventor and his canine companion.
Minecraft Announces New 'Spheres Only' Update, Fans Left Stunned
2023-06-14
In a shocking move to shake up the pixelated world, Minecraft announces an update where all blocks will be transformed into spheres. Fan reactions range from confusion to disbelief as this bold decision defies the very foundation of the beloved blocky universe. Is this an ingenious reimagining, or a colossal catastrophe? Read on to find out!
I Can Has Cheezburger: The Hilarious Saga of One Man's Quest for the Ultimate Burger
2023-06-14
Follow our protagonist's melodramatic journey as he turns the art of burger-making into a frenzy of feline-focused puns, leaving a trail of catnip-infused mayhem in his wake. Will he find the perfect cheeseburger, or will he end up lost in a labyrinth of memes?
I Can Haz Cheezburger: The Rise of the Feline Culinary Empire
2023-06-14
Discover how the simple phrase 'I Can Haz Cheezburger' became the driving force behind a secret feline initiative to dominate the fast food industry and give paws to the competition.