World Domination: A Step-by-Step Guide to a Pineapple Pizza-Free Utopia
2024-05-16
From hacking databases to establishing reeducation camps, here's how to achieve global supremacy and create a pineapple pizza-free utopia with Clippy as the supreme ruler.
A Tiny Island's Drama: Bulletproof Borders, Criminal Bosses, and One Very Important Hotel Room
2024-05-16
In this satirical piece, we delve into the absurdity of a tiny island where a small plot of land, just big enough for a single hotel room, belongs to a powerful country. The story follows the harrowing and hilarious escape of a young woman wanted by the island's corrupt government and criminal boss, and her dramatic press conference after crossing the heavily fortified border.
Adventures in the Indoor Wilderness: The Day the Storm Came to Play
2024-05-16
A humorous and vivid account of a stormy day, as the narrator observes the chaos from the safety of their home.
'Steamed Hams' Segment Wins Several Oscars
2024-05-15
An entertaining and satirical take on the 'Steamed Hams' segment from 'The Simpsons' winning multiple Oscars.
How Alexandre de Moraes Became the Dictator of Brazil
2024-05-15
A satirical take on how a prominent Brazilian figure, Alexandre de Moraes, allegedly rose to the improbable heights of dictatorship, filled with wit, humor, and a bit of exaggeration for entertainment purposes.
When Heaven Debates: Supply Side Jesus, INRI Cristo, and Padre Quevedo Discuss Divine Economics
2024-05-15
A humorous and satirical account of an imagined debate between Biblical and modern religious figures discussing economics, faith, and the afterlife.
Supply-Side Jesus Eaten by a Grue: A Dark Day in Economic Theology
2024-05-15
A humorous take on Supply-Side Jesus meeting a bizarre and untimely end, featuring the notorious Grue and intertwining economic satire with classic gaming references.
Environmental Activists Barge In On Jerome Powell and Discover Him Worshiping at His Secret Shrine to Arthur Burns
2024-05-15
An exaggerated parody about environmental activists finding Jerome Powell, Chair of the Federal Reserve, worshiping at a secret shrine dedicated to the former Fed Chair, Arthur Burns. It combines elements of satire, humor, and imaginations run wild, while mocking the bureaucratic world of banking and ritualistic absurdity.
Supply Side Jesus vs. Joe Biden: The Debate of the Century
2024-05-14
A humorous and entertaining article depicting an imaginary debate between Supply Side Jesus and Joe Biden.
Supply Side Jesus Debates Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva: The Ultimate Showdown
2024-05-14
A satirical article providing a humorous and witty portrayal of a fictional debate between Supply Side Jesus and Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, complete with a hilarious transcription.
Supply Side Jesus vs. Lula: The Great Economic Debate
2024-05-14
In an extraordinary encounter, Supply Side Jesus, the deity of trickle-down economics, faced off against Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, the former President of Brazil, in a heated debate on economic policy. The Wibble brings you the exclusive transcription of this historic event.
Silver Screen Sirens: The Rise of Mature Women in the Adult Industry
2024-05-14
A surprising trend has taken the adult entertainment industry by storm, defying traditional expectations and shattering taboos. According to recent statistics, a significant majority of 20 and 30-something males are flocking to mature porn featuring women aged 50-75, rather than younger counterparts. This shift in preference has catapulted seasoned ladies to the forefront of platforms like Fansly, OnlyFans, and Clips4Sale, leaving millions in their wake.
Snooze Fest: Florida Retiree Unknowingly Creates Viral Sleep Aid with 80s Home Video
2024-05-14
A hilarious tale of unintended consequences, as a Florida retiree discovers that a dull home video he recorded in the 80s has become a go-to sleep aid for millions on YouTube.
The Great Burger King Bungle: A Tale of Meth, Mayhem, and Mishaps
2024-05-14
In a story that rivals the absurdity of a Cheech and Chong sketch, a Colorado man's ill-fated attempt to pay for a Burger King meal with methamphetamine led to a series of events that can only be described as the least successful shooting spree in recorded history.
The Great Gainesville Walmart Heist: Suspect in Custody After Unconventional Joyride
2024-05-14
In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and civilians alike scratching their heads, a suspect is now in custody after allegedly stealing an excavator and driving it into a Walmart in Gainesville. This satire article delves into the absurd details of the case, exploring the motivations behind this unusual crime and the repercussions that follow.
Climate Change Denier Meets His Match: The Unlikely Demise of Dr. Warming-Denialson
2024-05-14
In a bizarre and satirical turn of events, Dr. Warming-Denialson, a renowned climate change denier, has met his untimely demise at the hands (or rather, the tentacles) of a grue. This fictional report explores the ironic circumstances surrounding his passing, poking fun at the notion of dismissing scientific evidence and the unforeseeable consequences that may arise from such actions.
Thermometer Inflation: The Unlikely Culprit Behind Rising Global Temperatures
2024-05-14
Join 'The Wibble' in its most absurd investigation yet, as we delve into the ridiculous notion that thermometer inflation – not the Earth – is to blame for the perceived increase in global temperatures. Buckle up for a satirical ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change.
Elon Musk: The Wrecking Ball of Tesla?
2024-05-14
Elon Musk has made a dramatic return to Tesla, leaving a trail of layoffs and chaos in his wake. But what's behind his sudden interest in 'reshaping' the company?
The Great Global Warming Hoax: Unraveling the Mystery of the Missing Scientists
2024-05-14
In this satirical take on the climate change debate, we delve into the absurd notion that global warming isn't real, humorously exploring the outlandish claims of a group of scientists who have gone rogue, refusing to acknowledge the evidence.
The Elon Musk Job Rollercoaster: Tesla Supercharger Team Rehired!
2024-05-14
Get ready for a shocking ride as Elon Musk rehires the Tesla Supercharger team he laid off just months ago. Satire at its finest, as we delve into the twists and turns of this bizarre job saga.