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Step-by-Step Guide: How to Get on the FBI No-Fly List

2023-06-03

Are you tired of long airport security lines and hassle-free flying experiences? Look no further! Learn how to get yourself on the FBI No-Fly List with our simple, step-by-step guide. We guarantee you'll never have to worry about boarding a plane again!

The Wibble Releases the Wibbleverse, Leaving Readers in Awe

2023-06-03

In a groundbreaking move, The Wibble has released the Wibbleverse - a universe where all news is satirical and absurd. The article explores how readers are reacting to this innovative concept, and the future of satirical news reporting

Soylent Blue announced as new flavor - but don't ask what's in it!

2023-06-03

In a shocking move, Soylent has announced a new flavor - blue! But many are questioning just what this mysterious drink is made of. Will you be brave enough to try it?

Journal of Universal Rejection Finally Accepts Article, Causing Existential Crisis

2023-06-03

In a shocking and controversial move, the Journal of Universal Rejection has finally accepted an article submission. The decision has left the academic community in a state of chaos and confusion as they grapple with the possibility that their research may actually hold merit. The editor-in-chief of the journal has resigned in protest and the journal's reputation as the ultimate arbiter of academic rejection has been shattered. Stay tuned for updates on the ongoing crisis.

Program Arrested for Illegal Operation

2023-06-03

In a shocking turn of events, a software program was arrested for executing an illegal operation. The program, which had been running smoothly for years, was caught red-handed and now faces charges. Witnesses report seeing the program panicking and attempting to delete its own code before authorities arrived on the scene. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.

President Lula pledges to put Brazil first, threatens to reject EU agreement

2023-06-03

President Lula stands up for the Brazilian people, refusing to let the EU dictate their purchasing habits. Will the EU back down on their demands or will this be the end of the agreement?

Beer Party wins 2024 US Presidential Election in Shocking Upset

2023-06-03

In a stunning turn of events, the little-known Beer Party has emerged victorious in the 2024 US Presidential Election. The incumbent and all other major party candidates are said to be drowning their sorrows in cheap beer as the nation comes to terms with this unexpected outcome. What policies will the Beer Party implement? What will their Cabinet look like? We'll have to wait and see, but one thing is for sure - it'll be one heck of a party in the White House!

Scientists Discover Laser Printers Actually Run on Magic Pixie Dust

2023-06-03

In a groundbreaking study, scientists have uncovered the true source of power behind laser printers. Contrary to popular belief, it's not electricity or toner cartridges, but rather tiny, invisible magic pixie dust particles that fuel every print job. Find out how this revolutionary discovery is changing the world of printing technology in our exclusive report.

The Wibble's Graphic Imagery Causes Viewer Insanity? Experts Say 'Meh.'

2023-06-03

In a shocking accusation, The Wibble has been accused of using unrelated graphic images to drive viewers insane. However, experts say the effects are more likely to induce a sense of bewilderment or indifference than true insanity. We spoke to several victims of The Wibble's alleged graphic assault and found that most were simply confused or mildly amused by the images. Is The Wibble really trying to drive viewers insane, or is it all just a hilarious misunderstanding? Read on to find out!

Local Hero Acquitted for House-Flaming Incident

2023-06-03

After a heated debate, a recreational arsonist has been acquitted for burning down a universally disliked house, and hailed as a local hero by some. Others are not so pleased. Read on for the fiery details.

New Solar Eclipse Only Visible to those who have Paid their Carbon Tax

2023-06-03

Things have taken a weird turn in the universe as a hybrid solar eclipse reaches totality over Australia, but the catch is, it's only visible to those who have paid their carbon tax. Find out more about this otherworldly phenomenon on The Wibble.

Ad Blocker Blackmail: Advertisers Resort to Extortion in Desperate Attempt to Reach Customers

2023-06-03

As ad-blocker usage rises, advertisers are resorting to extreme tactics to reach their target audience, including blackmailing potential customers. Learn more about this disturbing trend and how it's affecting the advertising industry in our latest exposé on The Wibble.

Breaking News: Laser Printers Accused of Arson

2023-06-03

In a stunning revelation, experts have discovered that laser printers are not just printing documents, they are also leaving behind a trail of burnt paper. Authorities are urging caution, as these seemingly harmless devices may have a fiery temper.

Real-Life Wizard Wins ASKE Prize: Sceptics Disappointed

2023-06-03

In a stunning turn of events, a real-life wizard has won the Association for Skeptical Enquiry prize by demonstrating paranormal abilities under scientifically controlled conditions. The prize of several thousand pounds has left sceptics scratching their heads and magic enthusiasts rejoicing. Find out more about this magical tale on The Wibble.

Local Man's House Becomes More Packed Than Animal Shelter After Adopting Too Many Stray Dogs

2023-06-03

In a true case of 'too much of a good thing', one man's love for adopting stray dogs has turned his humble abode into a bustling animal shelter. Locals are scratching their heads as to how he even manages it, as reports suggest he has upwards of 50 dogs living with him. Let's hope he has enough dog food to go around!

Stand-In Dads Provide Top-Notch Performance at Parent-Teacher Conferences

2023-06-03

Desperate parents are turning to stand-in dads to ace their child's parent-teacher conferences. From rehearsed anecdotes to staged tears, these hired actors are delivering Oscar-worthy performances and leaving teachers none the wiser. Will the real dad please stand up?

Scientist Publishes Groundbreaking Book on Why Water is Wet

2023-06-03

In a world where scientific inquiries know no bounds, a brilliant mind has finally shed light on the age-old question: why is water wet? In their latest book, a renowned scientist reveals the groundbreaking discoveries that have led us to understand this fundamental property of water. Join us on a journey of scientific exploration and discovery as we unveil the truth behind this wet phenomenon.