The Wibble Returns “Back in Black,” Unveils Humor So Dark It’s Now Classified as a Renewable Energy Source

2026-01-26

**LONDON** — In what experts are calling “a landmark day for comedy, astrophysics, and minor existential dread,” *The Wibble* has officially returned **back in black**, announcing a bold editorial pivot toward **black humor so dark it reportedly absorbs surrounding light**, leaving readers momentarily unsure whether they’re laughing, crying, or simply witnessing the heat death of meaning.

Nation Braces for Lasagna as Scientists Confirm It Is “Structurally a Building,” “Emotionally a Blanket,” and “Legally a Casserole”

2026-01-22

**STOCKPORT, TUESDAY** — The UK has entered a state of cautious optimism after a coalition of food scientists, amateur uncles, and one unusually confident Italian grandmother confirmed that lasagna is not merely dinner, but “a multi-layered domestic infrastructure project with edible planning permission.”

Local Man Declares Pizza a "Vegetable" After Discovering Tomato Paste Contains Trace Amounts of Lycopene

2026-01-22

**NEW YORK** – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the nutritional science community and caused a 400% spike in local delivery orders, 34-year-old freelance graphic designer Gary Henderson officially reclassified pizza as a "superfood vegetable" during a late-night binge-watching session this Tuesday.