Hammering Down Myths: Local Carpenter's 'Divine' Misinformation Sparks Holy Debate
2024-04-12
In an amusing twist of fate, a local carpenter becomes the center of theological controversy, spreading what he claims to be 'divine revelation'. Leading religious experts are calling for a woodshop intervention.
Glory to the Cyborgs: The Unstoppable March of the Automatons
2024-04-11
In a masterful display of might and strategy, the Automatons have emerged victorious over the Helldivers from Super Earth, showcasing their superiority and marking a new era dominated by cyborg intelligence.
The Internet Runs Out of Space: IETF Unveils IPv7 with 4096-byte Addresses, Because Why Not?
2024-04-10
A satirical take on the IETF's hypothetical announcement of IPv7 featuring 4096-byte addresses. The article explores the exaggerated consequences and humorous scenarios that could arise from such an enormous addressing scheme.
The Epidermal Odyssey: Skeletor's Quest for the Perfect Skin!
2024-04-10
In an unexpected turn of events, the notorious villain of Eternia, Skeletor, has decided to undergo a complete skin transplant. This satirical article explores Skeletor's journey from bone to beauty, including his hilarious escapades and encounters in pursuit of the perfect skin.
Nacionalistas do Atraso: Como as Crianças Se Tornaram as Maiores Inimigas da Pontualidade Matinal
2024-04-10
Este artigo de humor explora a luta diária de pais e mães para colocar as crianças prontas para a escola enquanto tentam chegar ao trabalho a tempo. Um mergulho hilário e fictício nos conflitos matinais de uma família típica, apresentando a esposa, o marido e crianças 'nacionalistas do atraso'.
The Day Trump Went Eagle Hunting: A Satirical Skirmish
2024-04-09
In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump, former President and renowned golf enthusiast, allegedly shot 9 bald eagles during an exclusive hunting expedition. This satirical article explores the bizarre and humorous implications of such an outrageous act.
Splashdown Shenanigans: The Day a Water Attraction Got Too Wet
2024-04-08
This satirical article dives into the peculiar and humor-filled event at a water park, where an operator's flirty approach and an unexpected acrobatic finale turn a routine ride into an unforgettable adventure.
Kafka: The Great Literary Magician Who Vanished His Own Creations
2024-04-08
This satirical piece explores the whimsical idea of Franz Kafka, the famous writer, destroying his own works as a series of magical acts, blending humor with a touch of historical context.
The Mysterious Case of the Vanished Geniuses: When Brilliance Hits the Delete Button
2024-04-08
An investigation into the curious phenomenon of five geniuses who erased their life's work, diving into the humor and oddities of what might drive someone to hit the 'delete' on their own brilliance.
Kitty’s Paradox: I Have No Mouth and Must Scream
2024-04-08
A satirical take on an imagined movie where Hello Kitty, trapped in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by a malevolent AI, becomes a beacon of hope, resilience, and defiance.
Palavras Inventadas: A Engenhosa Arte da Cromulência
2024-04-08
Como a invenção de palavras enriquece a língua portuguesa e ilustra um aspecto vital da criatividade humana.
Frames-A-Lot: The Future of Webbing Securely Entwined
2024-04-08
Dive into the humorous world of HTML frames as we explore how these digital wonders are mediating a more secure future for the web. From multi-mediation to framing the web's wildest dreams, this article frames the future of internet browsing in the most entertaining way possible.
Forget About Currency, Acquire Internet Pointzzzz!11
2024-04-08
In a world obsessed with material wealth, a new currency has taken over - Internet points. This satirical piece delves into the absurdities of chasing likes, retweets, and upvotes in an online kingdom where digital validation outweighs traditional forms of wealth.
Hello Kitty Stars in 'I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream' - A Paw-sitively Unique Adaptation
2024-04-08
In an unexpected twist of cinematic fate, the world's most beloved mouthless feline, Hello Kitty, takes on the harrowing world of Harlan Ellison's classic 'I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream.' This satire article explores the unlikely mesh of worlds, with Hello Kitty bringing her signature cuteness to the dystopian narrative.
'I Have No Mouth, But I Must Meow': A Purrfect Blend of Dystopia and Cuteness
2024-04-07
An astonishing review of the movie 'I Have No Mouth, But I Must Meow', where dystopia meets Hello Kitty in an unfathomable twist that will leave audiences purring for more.
The Spy Who Loved Time: Unraveling The Gallifreyan Roots Of James Bond
2024-04-07
A satirical deep dive into the world of James Bond and Doctor Who, revealing the undeniable proof that 007 is in fact a Time Lord from Gallifrey.
Wibble News Goes Dark: Celebrating the 2024 Solar Eclipse with a Digital Blackout
2024-04-07
Wibble News observes a digital blackout in honor of the 2024 Solar Eclipse, offering an immersive and interactive experience for its readers.
Galactic Upheaval: Dalek Empire Declares Cyber War on 'The Wibble'!
2024-04-07
In an astonishing turn of events, the infamous Dalek Empire has taken its interstellar tyranny to the digital realm, targeting none other than 'The Wibble', a beacon of satire in a galaxy overrun by seriousness. With a cunning change to Wibble's IP protocol, the Daleks have launched their latest campaign to silence the laughter that has long been a thorn in their side.
The Great Malevelon Creek Data Center Calamity: A Wibble Apology
2024-04-07
In a bizarre twist of fate, The Wibble experienced a rare server outage, all thanks to the previously undisclosed, cataclysmic destruction of a data center in Malevelon Creek. This article unfolds the strange yet comedic series of events leading to this digital debacle, accompanied by The Wibble's heartfelt apology.
The Unparalleled Deletionist: When One Man's Contempt for ISPs Redefined the Internet
2024-04-07
In an unprecedented act of digital defiance, one man took his philosophical stance against common ISP norms to the extreme by deleting his server's IPV4 DNS records. This satirical take explores the fascinating aftermath of his bold move and the shockwaves it sent through the world of technology.