Supply Side Jesus Debates Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva: The Ultimate Showdown
2024-05-14
A satirical article providing a humorous and witty portrayal of a fictional debate between Supply Side Jesus and Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, complete with a hilarious transcription.
Supply Side Jesus vs. Lula: The Great Economic Debate
2024-05-14
In an extraordinary encounter, Supply Side Jesus, the deity of trickle-down economics, faced off against Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, the former President of Brazil, in a heated debate on economic policy. The Wibble brings you the exclusive transcription of this historic event.
Silver Screen Sirens: The Rise of Mature Women in the Adult Industry
2024-05-14
A surprising trend has taken the adult entertainment industry by storm, defying traditional expectations and shattering taboos. According to recent statistics, a significant majority of 20 and 30-something males are flocking to mature porn featuring women aged 50-75, rather than younger counterparts. This shift in preference has catapulted seasoned ladies to the forefront of platforms like Fansly, OnlyFans, and Clips4Sale, leaving millions in their wake.
Snooze Fest: Florida Retiree Unknowingly Creates Viral Sleep Aid with 80s Home Video
2024-05-14
A hilarious tale of unintended consequences, as a Florida retiree discovers that a dull home video he recorded in the 80s has become a go-to sleep aid for millions on YouTube.
The Great Burger King Bungle: A Tale of Meth, Mayhem, and Mishaps
2024-05-14
In a story that rivals the absurdity of a Cheech and Chong sketch, a Colorado man's ill-fated attempt to pay for a Burger King meal with methamphetamine led to a series of events that can only be described as the least successful shooting spree in recorded history.
The Great Gainesville Walmart Heist: Suspect in Custody After Unconventional Joyride
2024-05-14
In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and civilians alike scratching their heads, a suspect is now in custody after allegedly stealing an excavator and driving it into a Walmart in Gainesville. This satire article delves into the absurd details of the case, exploring the motivations behind this unusual crime and the repercussions that follow.
Climate Change Denier Meets His Match: The Unlikely Demise of Dr. Warming-Denialson
2024-05-14
In a bizarre and satirical turn of events, Dr. Warming-Denialson, a renowned climate change denier, has met his untimely demise at the hands (or rather, the tentacles) of a grue. This fictional report explores the ironic circumstances surrounding his passing, poking fun at the notion of dismissing scientific evidence and the unforeseeable consequences that may arise from such actions.
Thermometer Inflation: The Unlikely Culprit Behind Rising Global Temperatures
2024-05-14
Join 'The Wibble' in its most absurd investigation yet, as we delve into the ridiculous notion that thermometer inflation – not the Earth – is to blame for the perceived increase in global temperatures. Buckle up for a satirical ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change.
Elon Musk: The Wrecking Ball of Tesla?
2024-05-14
Elon Musk has made a dramatic return to Tesla, leaving a trail of layoffs and chaos in his wake. But what's behind his sudden interest in 'reshaping' the company?
The Great Global Warming Hoax: Unraveling the Mystery of the Missing Scientists
2024-05-14
In this satirical take on the climate change debate, we delve into the absurd notion that global warming isn't real, humorously exploring the outlandish claims of a group of scientists who have gone rogue, refusing to acknowledge the evidence.
The Elon Musk Job Rollercoaster: Tesla Supercharger Team Rehired!
2024-05-14
Get ready for a shocking ride as Elon Musk rehires the Tesla Supercharger team he laid off just months ago. Satire at its finest, as we delve into the twists and turns of this bizarre job saga.
The Great Climate Conspiracy: Unraveling the Myth of Climate Change
2024-05-13
In this tongue-in-cheek piece, we delve into the 'revelatory' idea that climate change is nothing more than a sinister plot, exploring the absurdities of climate change denial with a healthy dose of satire.
The Chilling Truth: Global Warming is a Hoax Perpetuated by Big Science
2024-05-13
In this hard-hitting exposé, we reveal the shocking truth behind the global warming conspiracy. Prepare to have your eyes opened to the lies and deception that have been cleverly woven into the fabric of mainstream science.
Clash of the Kaiju Coders: Arantor vs Tsaukpaetra's Epic Battle for Dominance
2024-05-13
A whimsical and over-the-top report on a legendary showdown between two renowned programming language creators, portrayed as epic kaiju monsters battling for supremacy.
The Epic Clash of the IT Legends: BoomZilla vs. BlakeyRat Kaiju Battle
2024-05-13
In a stunning turn of events, two titans of the tech industry have taken their fierce rivalry to the streets, transforming themselves into gigantic kaiju monsters and engaging in a legendary battle that shakes the very foundations of the digital world. This satirical piece chronicles the outrageous confrontation between the legendary BoomZilla and the formidable BlakeyRat.
Boomzilla vs. Mozilla: The Epic Kaiju Battle for the Future of the Internet
2024-05-13
In a shocking turn of events, the world's most beloved internet browser has found itself in an epic clash with a towering, tech-disrupting titan. The fate of the digital world hangs in the balance as Boomzilla, a colossal entity fueled by the technological anxieties of a generation, goes head-to-head with the iconic Mozilla Firefox. This is the story of an unimaginable battle that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
Older and Bolder: Elaina St. James' Daring Foray into Mainstream Porn
2024-05-13
Pioneering OnlyFans model Elaina St. James is set to make history with the release of 'Older and Bolder', a groundbreaking XXX-rated film slated to hit theaters nationwide. This low-budget project aims to challenge the industry's obsession with youth and bring mature female sexuality into the spotlight.
Older and Bolder: The Unexpected Porn Comeback Storming the Silver Screen
2024-05-13
In a shocking twist that has the entertainment industry buzzing, a new adult film titled 'Older and Bolder' is set to hit mainstream theaters this summer, marking a groundbreaking return of hardcore pornography to the big screen. Starring two unlikely leading ladies, this titillating cinematic offering promises to be the most talked-about movie of the season.
Disney's Insensitive 'Song of the South' Remake Swaps Black Characters for White Ones
2024-05-13
In a move that has sparked outrage among critics and cultural historians, Disney has announced plans to remake the controversial classic 'Song of the South' - but with a disturbing twist. All the originally Black characters will now be portrayed by Caucasian actors, and the iconic Br'er Rabbit sequences will be replaced with a new 'Clever Rooster' storyline.
Daleks Invade Local Knitting Circle, Demand Sweaters of Extermination
2024-05-13
In a shocking turn of events, local knitting enthusiasts find themselves at the mercy of the fearsome Daleks, extraterrestrial creatures with a penchant for knitwear. This tongue-in-cheek article explores the unexpected encounter and the knitters' valiant efforts to appease their unwelcome guests.