Salty Ex Takes Revenge on Air Force with Chocolatey Surprise
2023-06-14
A USAF F-16 gets taken down in a surprisingly sweet way after a salty ex decides to wreak havoc on their former love.
Upvote Man and the Kneeling Warthog engage in epic battle over article votes
2023-06-14
In a fight for the ages, Upvote Man takes on the Kneeling Warthog to determine the destiny of the article vote count. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell in this thrilling showdown.
Squirrels and Turtles Declare Truce in Epic Battle for Park Supremacy
2023-06-14
Residents are in shock after witnessing squirrels and turtles coming together for an unexpected announcement in the park.
Local Pest Sparks Controversy in Neighborhood Cemetery
2023-06-15
Residents are up in arms after reports of a rat with an unusual daily ritual in a local graveyard.
The Wibble solicits reader input for compliance with internet rule 34
2023-06-15
The Wibble is reaching out to its readers to aid in the implementation of rule 34 of the internet. Learn how you can help us comply with this all-important rule.
Indianapolis 500 Changed to Indianapolis 420 Amidst Rising Marijuana Legalization
2023-06-15
In a bold move, the Indianapolis 500 has been renamed to Indianapolis 420 as part of a larger effort to embrace the legalization of marijuana in the United States. Racing fans can expect a new vibe at the iconic event, with vendors offering more than just beer and hot dogs. The race organizers are confident that the rebranding will attract a new audience and help put Indianapolis on the map for a different type of tourism.
NASCAR Announces 420-Lap Races - Drivers to Stock Up on Snacks and Water Pipes
2023-06-15
In a controversial move, NASCAR has announced that every race will now consist of 420 laps. Drivers are advised to prepare for the long haul with plenty of snacks and hydration, and many have already expressed interest in incorporating smoke breaks into their pit stops. Will the new, longer races result in more exciting finishes or just a lot of tired and hungry drivers? Only time (and a lot of laps) will tell.
Bowling Federation Changes Maximum Score to 69
2023-06-15
In a surprise move, the International Bowling Federation has changed the maximum bowling score from 300 to 69, citing the need to keep up with the changing times and appeal to a younger audience. We spoke to some avid bowlers about their thoughts on this controversial decision.
Killer Gummy Bears Strike Again!
2023-06-15
In a shocking turn of events, a pack of gummy bears have reportedly turned aggressive and attacked unsuspecting consumers, leaving a trail of chaos and sugar-coated carnage behind. The authorities are puzzled as to the cause of this sudden deadly behavior. Could it be a result of sugar overdose or a diabolical plot by the gummy bear overlords? Find out more in this exclusive report by The Wibble.
The Wibble Receives Prestigious Recognition for Philosophical Contributions to Flatulence
2023-06-15
The Wibble's groundbreaking views on the nature of flatulence have landed the satirical news website a nomination for the ig Nobel Prize in philosophy.
Local Wibble writer caught plagiarizing own articles
2023-06-14
A scandal rocks The Wibble as one of its own writers is found to be repurposing previous articles in an effort to overcome creative bankruptcy.
Intelligence Agencies Mobilize to Apprehend Sharp-Tongued Gamer
2023-06-14
The CIA and FBI have reportedly joined forces in an unprecedented mission to track down a 14-year-old with a penchant for hurling insults during online gaming sessions.
Canine Collective Ecstatically Reveals Human With Bark-Like Speech
2023-06-14
A pack of neighborhood dogs couldn't contain their excitement as they stumbled upon a human with an uncanny ability to communicate in their language.
U.S. President's Anime Night Sparks Impeachment Debates!
2023-06-14
In an unexpected twist, the U.S. President's choice of after-hours entertainment leads to impeachment talks swirling through the nation's capital.
U.S. and China on the Brink: GIF vs JIF Showdown Escalates
2023-06-14
Tensions rise between the United States and China as the great debate on the pronunciation of the popular image format reaches a new level of intensity.
Traffic Lights Declare Strike, Cities Grind to a Halt
2023-06-14
In an unprecedented turn of events, cities across the nation find traffic management challenged as all traffic lights decide to go on a universal strike.
Open Source Software Farted: An Unexpected Feature Release
2023-06-14
An open-source software shocked and amused developers worldwide by releasing an unexpected feature: Fart Sounds. Find out how this cutting-edge, disruptive technology is changing the way we perceive software updates forever.
Resilient Tropical Dictator Brushes Off 200th Assassination Attempt
2023-06-14
A tropical dictator remains gently perturbed after surviving an astounding 200 assassination attempts, including being shot 16 times.
Zerg Rush Makes Unexpected Comeback as Latest Winning Tactic in Civilization 6
2023-06-14
Players around the world have rediscovered the potency of the Zerg Rush, usually reserved for StarCraft, as an unexpected and hilarious way to dominate their foes in the beloved strategy game Civilization 6. Find out how this nostalgic tactic is taking the gaming world by storm and what this means for the future of grand strategy games.
Groundbreaking Solution to Nuclear Waste Crisis: Just Burn It!
2023-06-14
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have stumbled upon a revolutionary method to address the pressing issue of nuclear waste disposal.