Are you tired of those gas-guzzling engines that harm the environment? Fear not! The tech geniuses at Apple have come up with a revolutionary solution: a car engine that runs on farts!
Yes, you read that right - farts! Apple's latest creation promises to not only reduce carbon emissions but to also increase speed thanks to the powerful energy produced by flatulence.
"We wanted to create something sustainable that would make a difference in the world, and what's more sustainable than our own bodily functions?" said the lead engineer behind the project.
The engine, aptly named the "Fartronic", has undergone rigorous testing to ensure safety and efficiency. According to Apple, a single fart can power the car for up to 10 miles. Imagine that - no more filling up at the gas station, just a good old-fashioned fart!
But that's not the best part - the Fartronic can also produce some pretty impressive sounds. Imagine cruising down the street, the wind in your hair, and a symphony of farts emanating from your vehicle. It's like a dream come true!
Of course, there is a catch. The steering is sold separately. You'll have to hold on tight to those fart-powered reins as you make your way down the road. But hey, who needs steering when you have farts?
The announcement has garnered mixed reactions from the public. While some are excited about the prospect of a sustainable and entertaining mode of transportation, others are skeptical.
"I don't know about this," said one commuter. "I mean, what happens if you have a sudden case of stage fright and can't produce a fart? Are you just stuck on the side of the road?"
Apple assures potential buyers that there will be an optional add-on, the "Fart-o-tron 3000", which will simulate the necessary flatulence to power the engine. But let's face it, where's the fun in that?
The price point for the Fartronic has yet to be announced, but Apple assures us that it will be worth every penny. So start saving up your beans and broccoli, folks, because the future of transportation is here - and it's powered by farts.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a sustainable and eco-friendly mode of transportation, look no further than the Fartronic. Sure, you may get some weird looks from other drivers, but who cares when you have the power of farts on your side?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go work on my farting skills. I have a feeling this is going to be the start of a beautiful relationship between man and flatulence.
