Apple unveils revolutionary 'Fartronic Engine' that runs on farts
In a shocking move that has left the automotive industry befuddled, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the development of a new car engine that runs entirely on farts. Dubbed the 'Fartronic Engine', this groundbreaking technology promises to change the face of transportation forever.
According to Cook, the company has been working on this project for years, and the results are nothing short of miraculous. "We're proud to say that the Fartronic Engine is the culmination of years of research and experimentation," he said in a press conference. "We've harnessed the power of flatulence, and we believe that this innovation will pave the way for a sustainable and environmentally friendly future."
Apple plans to market this new product by also selling the farts needed to power it. The company is already in talks with major food chains to encourage people to consume more bean-heavy meals. The Fartronic Engine will only work with certain types of gas, and the company claims that their farts are the purest and most effective on the market.
While this may seem like a strange business model, Apple seems confident that the public will soon embrace this new technology. "We're confident that people will be queuing up to buy our premium farts," said Cook. "Our quality control measures are second to none, and we guarantee that each fart will be of the highest purity and potency."
Reaction to this news has been mixed. Many people are excited about the prospect of a fully sustainable and environmentally friendly engine, while others are hesitant about the idea of buying and using farts as fuel. Some critics have even suggested that Apple is simply trolling the public, and that the Fartronic Engine is nothing more than an elaborate prank.
Regardless of what people think, Apple's new engine has certainly captured the public's attention. Social media has been abuzz with discussions about the feasibility and practicality of such a technology, and it seems that the world is eagerly waiting to see what kind of impact the Fartronic Engine will have on the automotive industry.
As of now, the Fartronic Engine is still in its testing phase, and there's no word yet on when it will be available for purchase. However, if Apple's claims are true, we could soon be living in a world where cars are powered entirely by the flatulence of their drivers.
