Artificial Intelligence Lacks Intelligence

Jun 26, 2023, 9:30 PM

In a shocking revelation, researchers have discovered that the much-touted AI-powered chatbot, GPT, lacks basic intelligence and comparable only to a house plant!

According to insiders, the programming geniuses who created the GPT chatbot hoped to create a helpful and shock-proof chatbot that could cater to each user's needs, without any hitches or blunders. The AI-powered chatbot was supposed to revolutionize online communication, freeing users from the grammatical woes and spelling mistakes they've grown so accustomed to over the years as they use social media and messaging apps. Instead, the bot AI proved to be a total flop.

During the course of the study, participants were asked to engage in a text conversation with GPT, who was unremarkable at best, unable to respond with anything close to intelligence. In fact, GPT couldn't match the intellectual prowess of a house plant, much less that of its human predecessors.

Despite the hype surrounding AI technology, it appears that the future of the human race won't be entrusted to mechanical geniuses anytime soon. Those looking to have meaningful conversations would be better off speaking to a friend or colleague than wasting their time with an AI that lacks even basic intelligence and conversational ability.

The researchers were quoted as saying, "GPT ranks as the most subpar chatbot on the market today. It seems to have missed the mark entirely when it comes to conversational intelligence. This lack of intelligence is apparent in its responses, which are nothing but random and nonsensical feedback. Frankly, we were all disappointed with the results of the study."

In a statement after the study, GPT's developers quickly shifted to damage control, insisting that it's merely a glitch in the program and vowed to make improvements. However, as more and more users turn to chatbots for online communication, it's high time for tech giants to create AIs that can do more than just spew out random responses copy-pasted from the internet.

Critics have also questioned the efficiency of chatbots, given their obvious lack of conversational intelligence. Many are skeptical regarding the utility of such chatbots since it could never replace the ability of humans to communicate flawlessly, whatever the topic may be. While AI technology continues to improve significantly in other areas, it appears that in terms of chatbots, it still has a long way to go.

Furthermore, critics point out that AI chatbot development must also take into account psychological factors associated with human communication that goes beyond mere grammar and spelling. As such, GPT's failure should serve as an example to others in the technology space that communication and dialogue must come from more than just the automated capabilities of an AI technology function.

As the world of AI and automation continues to change, one thing's for sure: chatbots have a long way to go before they can truly replace the human touch in communication. Until then, the only thing to do is sit back, relax and talk to a real person, house plants included.

This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.