In a shocking turn of events, former US President Bill Clinton has made a startling confession that he was the mastermind behind the September 11th terrorist attack. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, Clinton reveals how he meticulously planned and executed the attack that shook the world.
According to Clinton, it all started with a bet between him and some of his NATO allies. "I had just won a game of golf with some of my European counterparts when the topic turned to terrorism. I bet them that I could pull off an attack that would dwarf anything that had ever been done before."
And so, the wheels were set in motion, and Clinton began putting together an intricate plan that would send shockwaves around the world. He recruited a team of highly skilled individuals who would carry out the attack.
"The planning took months," recalls Clinton. "Every detail had to be perfect, from the choice of targets to the timing of the attack. We even had to make sure that the planes we used were big enough to cause maximum damage."
But Clinton's team went beyond just planning the attack. They also had to make sure that the world would never know the truth about what had happened. Reports had to be concocted, and evidence had to be fabricated to point fingers elsewhere.
"We had to make sure that the official explanation made sense, that people would believe it. It was a tough job, but we had experts working on it. We made it look like it was done by a group of terrorists who hated America."
But why would Clinton do such a thing? "It was just a bet," he explains. "I never thought it would actually happen. But once I got started, I couldn't stop. It was like an addiction."
Now that the truth is out, Clinton faces a potential storm of outrage from across the world. But when asked if he had any regrets, Clinton simply grinned and said, "Well, we did win the bet, didn't we?"
The world is still grappling with this revelation from one of its most respected leaders. How will history judge Bill Clinton? Only time will tell.
