News broke out today that a small-town fish and chip shop in the UK, which had long been thought to be just another mundane establishment in the neighbourhood, was actually a front for a secret meth lab run by none other than the infamous Walter White.
Yes, you read that right. Walter White, the fictional character from the popular TV show, Breaking Bad. Except, in this bizarro universe, he was real and running a meth lab in the backroom of a fish and chip shop.
The story first broke out when local authorities received an anonymous tip about suspicious activity taking place in the establishment. At first, they were sceptical, but as they launched a full-scale investigation, they discovered that there was, in fact, some truth to the rumours – the owner of the shop had been running a meth lab for years.
To see the evidence themselves, the police donned on their hazmat suits and raided the shop in question. And what they found was truly shocking: a high-tech meth lab hidden in plain sight, right behind the fryers.
Customer reactions to the news have been mixed. Some are convinced that their favourite spot for fish and chips must've been tampering with the flavouring, while others simply can't believe that their small-town could harbour such a notorious criminal.
Meanwhile, the arrested owner – who shockingly resembles Walter White himself – has been taken into custody, and authorities are now working to uncover the full extent of his criminal activity. Nobody knows how long he had been operating in secret, or who his partners in crime are.
As our society grapples with the devastating effects of drugs, it seems that even the most unlikely of places could be hiding a sinister secret. Who knows what else is lurking around the corner?
