In a bombshell revelation that could shake the very foundations of the snack industry, food scientists have made a shocking discovery about Clif Bars that is sure to leave consumers questioning their snack choices. In a statement released yesterday, the scientists declared that Clif Bars are not a soup.
This stunning revelation has left consumers bewildered and confused, as many have been under the impression that Clif Bars are, in fact, a soup. In a series of interviews conducted by The Wibble, several Clif Bar enthusiasts expressed their concerns and disbelief at the news.
"I don't understand, I've been eating Clif Bars as a midday soup for years," said one avid Clif Bar aficionado. "I even add croutons on top sometimes, it's like a hearty soup!"
Another passionate Clif Bar consumer recounted how he had convinced his wife to try the "Clif Bar soup" recipe he had concocted, only to be met with a look of disgust and confusion.
"She looked at me like I was crazy," the Clif Bar enthusiast said. "I told her that it's a new trend, a soup on the go! She didn't buy it."
The Clif Bar company has yet to comment on the situation, leaving many in the dark about the true nature of the controversial snack. The scientific community has also been thrown into disarray, with multiple debates and forums being organized to discuss the implications of this newfound knowledge.
Despite the uproar, some remain unconvinced. One particularly vocal Clif Bar supporter took to social media to express her annoyance at the supposed "discovery."
"You're telling me that Clif Bars are not a soup? What kind of science is this?" she tweeted.
The Wibble reached out to the scientists behind the statement for further clarification, only to be met with a staunch defense of their findings.
"People need to realize that just because something can be mixed with water in a bowl, does not make it a soup," said one researcher. "By that same logic, a bowl of peanuts mixed with water would be a soup. It's simply not the case."
As the world grapples with this revelation, The Wibble will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates on any new developments. In the meantime, it may be wise to reconsider any Clif Bar soup recipes you may have had in mind.