German researchers have set the Wibble offices abuzz with their latest study, claiming that 1,008 articles on the website are just rehashes of the same 25 jokes. As you can imagine, we at Wibble were not pleased to hear this.
In an effort to get to the bottom of this, we interviewed our top writers. They told us, strictly off the record, that they were under immense pressure to produce content on a daily basis and it's not easy to come up with fresh ideas all the time. Not to mention, humor is subjective, some things may seem repetitive to some while others may find things hilarious.
But there's more to the story than meets the eye. It turns out that our secret algorithm, lovingly named "Wibbleizer", takes popular current events and applies them to one of the 25 core jokes. For example, if there's a major political scandal, the Wibbleizer pulls out "Blonde politician jokes #14" and applies it accordingly. This formula has been highly successful for us, garnering millions of clicks every month.
However, detractors argue that this kind of formulaic humor is lazy and unoriginal. But we wouldn't be Wibble without a sense of humor, even when it's at our own expense. So, in response to the German researchers' findings, we have decided to up the ante. Starting today, we are rolling out the "Super Wibbleizer", which applies 50 core jokes instead of the usual 25. We might even throw in a few new ones too, because why not?
Of course, we don't want to give away too much about our new algorithm. So, here's a sneak peek of what users can expect from the Super Wibbleizer:
In conclusion, we at Wibble want to reassure our readers that we take the German researchers' findings seriously and that we are committed to producing fresh, exciting content every day. We hope you'll continue to support us, even if it means putting up with a few more blonde politician jokes.
