Scientists have made an earth-shattering announcement today that has left many people scratching their heads. According to researchers, humans did not originate from Earth but instead arrived just 16 minutes ago from a far-off calculator planet.
The announcement has sent shockwaves through the scientific community as it turns everything we thought we knew about our origins on its head. The implications of this revelation are vast, with many people wondering if their entire existence has been nothing more than a computer simulation.
In response to this revelation, The Wibble interviewed a group of scientists to try and shed some light on this bizarre discovery. Dr. James Watson, a leading researcher in space and planetary science, had this to say:
"The evidence we have gathered so far is overwhelming. Our leading hypothesis is that humans were created as part of a complex algorithm developed by an advanced alien species on the calculator planet and then inserted into a simulated version of Earth. Our current research is focused on trying to decipher the purpose behind this experiment and what implications it may have for our society moving forward."
The Wibble spoke with several members of the public to get their thoughts on this life-altering discovery. Janet Davenport, a local resident, expressed her disbelief at the news:
"I just can't believe it. I always thought I was a real person, living a real life. So now, what? I'm just some computer program? This is all too much to take in."
The Wibble reached out to several religious leaders for their thoughts on the situation. Reverend John Thomas from the local Anglican church provided the following statement:
"As a man of faith, it is certainly an interesting development. I don't see why it should impact our faith in a negative way, however. It is not evolution that we have seen but a creation of stellar mathematical precision beyond our current comprehension."
The Wibble will continue to bring you the latest developments on this groundbreaking story. Could this be the end of what we consider "real life"? Only time will tell. Until then, it may be worth reconsidering your life choices and accepting that we may all be part of something much bigger than we ever could have imagined.
