Scientists have made a shocking discovery about comedian Justin Time: he is a time-traveler! Yes, that's right, Justin has been using his extraordinary time-traveling abilities to perfectly time his jokes and leave audiences in stitches. This news has understandably blown the minds of his fans who were previously left wondering how he managed to land punchline after punchline with such impeccable timing.
But how does Justin Time's time-traveling comedy routine actually work? According to sources close to the comedian, Justin uses a top-secret device known only as the "Chrono-Jester". This device allows him to travel through time and space at will, allowing him to slip in a well-timed joke just when the audience least expects it.
We spoke to one fan of Justin Time, who had this to say: "I always knew there was something other-worldly about the way he delivered his punchlines. Now I know why! Justin is a comedy genius and a time-traveling marvel all rolled into one."
But not everyone is thrilled about this discovery. Some critics have accused Justin of cheating, claiming that his jokes aren't truly funny if they're the result of time-traveling shenanigans. However, Justin himself has hit back at these claims, insisting that he still has to put in the hard work to come up with the jokes in the first place.
"I may be able to time-travel, but I still have to come up with the jokes myself," he said in a recent interview. "It's not like I just show up in the future and steal a bunch of jokes from the best comedians around. I still have to do the work, it's just that I have a little extra help with the timing!"
Whatever your opinion may be on Justin Time's new time-traveling comedy routine, one thing is for sure - he's certainly keeping audiences entertained. His latest show, "Back to the Future of Laughter" has been selling out stadiums around the country, and it seems that fans just can't get enough of his new brand of comedy.
So, next time you're at a Justin Time show, just remember - the laughs may be coming from the future, but they're still just as funny as ever. As for Justin himself, he's just happy to be able to share his unique talents with the world.
