It's official: medicine is a scam. At least, that's what esoteric experts are saying after years of analyzing the various treatments and drugs that exist in the world today. According to these experts, there is simply no scientific evidence to suggest that medicine actually works.
"We've looked at all sorts of different treatments," said one expert, speaking on the condition of anonymity. "Whether it's antibiotics, painkillers, or even chemotherapy, there's just no proof that any of these things have any real effect on the body. It's all just a big lie perpetuated by the medical industry."
Naturally, this news has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, with many researchers demanding that the experts back up their claims with some kind of evidence. However, the experts remain defiant, insisting that they don't need any proof to know that medicine is a scam.
"You just have to look at the facts," said another expert. "If you take medicine and you get better, that doesn't mean the medicine actually had anything to do with it. Correlation does not equal causation, after all."
Of course, the medical industry has been quick to push back against these claims, arguing that medicine has helped millions of people around the world over the years. But according to the experts, this is all just a matter of perception.
"It's true that some people take medicine and seem to get better," said one expert. "But that's only because they believe it will work. The placebo effect is a powerful thing, you know."
With so much controversy swirling around the topic, it's hard to know what to believe. However, one thing is for sure: medicine is no longer the unquestioned hero we once thought it was. Whether or not it's a complete scam, though, is still up for debate.
