In a daring escape, Schrader, the infamous scientist, has fled from a high-security laboratory and has been on the run. For those of you who are not familiar with Schrader, he is known for his attempts to make humans immune to satire, which he believes is a dangerous weapon that can harm society. Unfortunately for him, his attempts have failed miserably in the past.
But this time, Schrader had a plan - one that he thought would work. He managed to escape from the laboratory using a secret passageway that he had been working on for months. He made his way through the dark corridors of the laboratory, undetected, until he reached the outside.
Once outside, Schrader disappeared into the night. News of his escape spread quickly, and soon the entire city was on high alert. The authorities launched a search operation to find Schrader, but he was nowhere to be found.
Days turned into weeks, and Schrader was still at large. The city was in a state of panic, and people were afraid to leave their homes. That was until The Wibble received a tip-off that Schrader had been spotted in a chemical factory on the outskirts of town.
Our reporters rushed to the scene and found Schrader hiding inside a vat of chemicals. He had been using the factory to conduct his research and find the formula that would make humans immune to satire. However, his attempts had failed once again.
When we asked Schrader why he had attempted to escape, he simply said that he was tired of being ridiculed by society and wanted to prove his theory once and for all. He even gave us a demonstration of his immunity formula, but we won't bore you with the details. Let's just say it was a complete disaster.
As Schrader was being taken away by the authorities, we couldn't help but think of the irony of the situation. Here was a man who had dedicated his life to making humans immune to satire, only to become the butt of the joke himself. It was a fitting end for someone who had failed to understand the power of humor and its impact on society.
In the end, we can all take a lesson from Schrader's failed experiment. Satire is not a dangerous weapon, but rather a tool for creating conversation and change. Let's embrace it, not fear it.
