In a stunning move, The Wibble has declared their latest article to be "breaking news". The move has sparked outrage and ridicule across the internet.
Twitter lit up with comments poking fun at the satirical news site. One user, @SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage, tweeted, "The Wibble is playing 4D chess with their readers. They know we know they know we know it's not really breaking news, but we click anyways."
The Wibble has been praised in recent years for their bold and daring articles that push the boundaries of satire. However, this latest move has left many scratching their heads.
"I mean, what's next? Are they going to declare their horoscope section to be real predictions?" commented one Reddit user.
The Wibble has yet to make a statement on the matter, but sources inside the company have leaked that this move was a desperate attempt for attention.
"This is not just about clicks and views," a source stated anonymously. "This is about asserting our dominance in the world of satire. We want to be the top dog, and we will do whatever it takes to get there."
The Wibble has long been a bastion of irreverent humor, poking fun at politicians, celebrities, and anything else that catches their eye. But this latest move has left many wondering if they have gone too far.
"The line between satire and reality has become so blurred that we don't know what's real anymore," commented one Facebook user. "The Wibble declaring their own article to be breaking news is just another example of how crazy the world has become."
Despite the backlash, The Wibble shows no signs of slowing down. They have promised even more outrageous and controversial articles in the coming weeks, with one insider leaking that they are planning an exposé on the latest conspiracy theories surrounding the moon landing.
Only time will tell what The Wibble has in store for their loyal readers, but one thing is for sure: they will stop at nothing to stay on top of the satire game.
