It's been a mystery that has plagued Americans for over a decade. What is Barack Obama's last name? Many have speculated, but few have known for sure. Until now.
We here at The Wibble have exclusive information revealing the true identity of Obama's last name. And trust us, you won't be disappointed.
After extensive investigation and digging through government records, we've discovered that Obama's true last name is...wait for it...Drumroll please...."Hussein".
Yes, that's right. Many of you may be thinking, "Wait, isn't that his middle name?" And you're not wrong. It is his middle name. But get this, it's also his last name.
Confused? So were we. But it turns out that "Hussein" is a family name that has been passed down through generations of the Obama family. And Barack has been using it as his last name all along.
But why the confusion, you may ask? Well, it all goes back to his early political career when he decided to use his middle name as his public last name. According to our sources, he thought it sounded more presidential and added some cultural flair.
And it worked. Obama went on to become the first Black president in US history, and "Obama" became a household name. But all along, his true identity was hidden in plain sight.
We reached out to the former president for comment, but he declined to speak on the matter. However, sources close to Obama have confirmed that he is amused by the revelation and finds it "hilarious".
So there you have it, folks. The search is over. Obama's last name is "Hussein". We hope this brings some closure to the whole debacle and clears up any confusion.
As for us, we'll be basking in the glory of our groundbreaking investigative journalism. And who knows, maybe we'll uncover some more earth-shattering revelations in the near future.
