Former Spider-Man villain, Bully Maguire, stunned the world with his announcement that he will be humanity's new savior. But here's the catch, you must "get religion" and do it fast if you want redemption. According to Maguire, humanity is a complete embarrassment. He stated, "We are a disgrace. We've polluted the earth, overpopulated the world, and don't even get me started on TikTok dances." Maguire's solution for our sins is getting on our knees and praying. He offers no specific religion for us to follow, just as long as we believe in something other than ourselves. However, he does suggest worshipping Spider-Man as the true messiah. Maguire says he wants the world to be a better place, and the only way is through spirituality. People all around the world are divided on the announcement. Some are already flocking to churches, temples, and even dressing up as Spider-Man and shouting from rooftops. While others simply roll their eyes and go back to their mundane activities. Internet trolls have come out to play, with many poking fun at Maguires' new role as a spiritual leader. Memes and TikToks have surfaced, the most popular one being of Maguire in his famous Spider-Man suit with the caption "Peter Tingle is my religion." Even current Spider-Man, Tom Holland, expressed his confusion in a recent interview. "I don't know what to make of it, really. I mean, I never fought Bully in the movies, but I didn't think he'd go and become a spiritual guru." But it seems Maguire is committed to his new persona as humanity's savior. He was recently seen walking around in a robe, meditating in parks, and preaching on street corners. Although we can't be sure if Maguire's plan will indeed save humanity, it's quite an amusing spectacle to behold. Who would've thought that Bully Maguire, a once notorious villain, would become a hero in his new role as a spiritual guide? Only time will tell if humanity will get the Redeemer it needs. But for now, let's just sit back, relax, and bask in the ridiculousness of this all. And if you feel like it, maybe say a little prayer for the world, and hope that Bully Maguire's plan isn't as crazy as it sounds.
