In a shocking development, our feline companions have made it clear that they are the superior species. Cats around the world have banded together to declare a new universum-order, greatly affecting the future of our multiversum.
It all started when a group of cats, known as the Feline Council, began to express their discontent with the current state of affairs. They grew tired of humans treating them as mere pets, worse, as inferiors due to their apparent lack of higher intelligence. And so, they started to work together towards a common goal: to conquer the multiversum and declare universal feline supremacy.
The Council planned their attack with military precision, studying every dimension and timeline with a meticulous eye. They worked silently, biding their time until they knew they had the numbers, strength, and cunning to rule. Their plan was so well-constructed that no one saw what was coming until it was too late.
Reports started to come in from all corners of the multiversum, telling tales of widespread cat domination. Small villages and towns, previously dominated by humans, found themselves under the gaze of watchful feline overlords. Some of these cats even started to rule with an iron paw, issuing orders to their underlings and commanding respect with a mere flick of their tail.
The most surprising aspect of this feline uprising was the level of revulsion that these once-loving pets now had for their previous human keepers. They had turned on their masters, considering them inferior creatures unworthy of position in the new order.
One of our sources reported seeing a group of cats armed with AK-47s attacking a dog park as they screamed, "Dogs are traitors to the multiversum! They can not be trusted!" All the while, the dogs cowered in fear, realizing that their best chance of survival was to team up with the dictatorship of cats.
The Feline Council, now in complete control of all known dimensions, wasted no time in implementing their new policies. The Council issued a statement through the multiversal interdimensional spiderweb, declaring that each household could only have one designated litterbox. Certain breeds of cats were given higher status on the universal caste system, while others were forced to clean litter boxes for their superiors.
In response to these aggressive feline policies, some human resistance groups have formed, determined to overthrow their kitty overlords. Their leader, a diminutive human known as "Professor Whiskers," has been spotted giving rousing speeches at underground meetings. But the Council has not taken these acts of defiance lightly, and has employed highly-trained cat assassins known as "nip ninjas" to take out any and all opposition.
It is clear that a new era has dawned, one where our beloved pets are now our rulers, and we are the pets. Can humans withstand the feline onslaught? Only time will tell. But one thing is sure—our future is now in the paws of the cats. All Hail the feline overlords!
