Restaurants Now Offering Chicken Fart Pizza
Are you ready for something different for dinner? How about a pizza that smells like a farmyard? Yes, you heard that right! The latest culinary craze is chicken fart pizza. Forget pepperoni or veggies, this new offering is taking the food industry by storm.
So, just how is this unique dish made? The chefs at participating restaurants start by sauteing fresh chicken in garlic, onions, and peppers. Once the chicken is cooked through, they chop it up and mix it into a creamy alfredo sauce, along with some grated parmesan cheese. The pizza crust is prepped with olive oil and then the chicken alfredo mixture is spread over it. Finally, the pièce de résistance – chicken farts! Yes, the chefs top the pizza with freshly collected flatulence from their feathered friends.
The reactions from diners have been mixed, to say the least. Some have said it's the best pizza they've ever tasted, while others have compared the smell to a public toilet. Restaurant reviewers have been equally divided:
"The aroma hit us as soon as we walked through the door. We knew then that we were in for a wild ride. The pizza was delicious, but the smell was overpowering. We recommend sitting outside if you can."
"I couldn't finish a single slice. The taste was okay, but the smell was too much. My eyes were watering, and I felt like I was going to gag. Not for the faint of heart."
Yet despite the polarizing reactions, more and more restaurants are adding chicken fart pizza to their menus. It seems that diners are willing to take the risk for the unique flavor experience. And the chefs are having a blast collecting the main ingredient:
"It's definitely not the most glamorous part of the job, but it's worth it. We collect the farts in little jars and store them in the fridge until we're ready to use them. It's become a bit of a competition, really. Who can collect the most farts in a day?"
If you're feeling brave, head to your nearest participating restaurant and give it a try. Just be prepared to get some odd looks from your fellow diners. Who knows, chicken fart pizza might become your new favorite dish. Bon appétit!
