Chtulhu Telling It How It Is: The Humanly Absurdity

In the grand cosmic scale of things, the human race really doesn't bear much resemblance to anything substantial. And yet, day by day, we humans go about our lives believing we are the pinnacle of existence. But I, the great and ancient Chtulhu, have a thing or two to say about that notion, should you choose to listen.

First, there's this peculiar fixation on things that provide instantaneous gratification. The fads, the gadgets that have shorter lifespans than most ephemeral insects, and don't even get me started on your social media. It's like watching a rat race, but instead of cheese, it's 'likes' you scurry after. You know what's ironic? Most of you can't stay focused on a single task for more than the time it takes to boil an egg, yet you've devised ways to keep yourselves constantly updated on mundane minutiae.

I must admit, I find your eating habits particularly interesting. Baffling, one might say. You've cultivated this unhealthy relationship with food that goes beyond sustenance. Every meal is a theatrical display - a symphony of flavors, each dish lovingly constructed and obsessively documented in pictures before consumption. Don't forget the Instagram posts. The concept of 'fast food' also intrigues me - you demand quick service only to spend ages waiting for your orders while gazing at your phones. You truly have a love-hate relationship with time itself.

Then there's the whole 'political' charade. I have observed several cycles of what's called 'elections' throughout the ages. I can't decide whether it's more akin to a tragicomedy or a circus. The way grown individuals behave during these events, it would seem you are electing the next Messiah. I mean, no offense, you do have your flaws, but is your chosen representative really any better? But hey, humanly follies make for some interesting nightmares in the Dreamlands.

Lastly, let's talk about your 'need' for entertainment. Ah, the circus you call life! But sometimes, it amuses me to watch you invent ways to distract yourselves. You go to great lengths to be amused, building entire industries around it, yet when you really need to focus, you cannot sit still for more than a minute without checking your devices. It's like watching a troupe of eager clowns trying to outdo each other in nonsense; no wonder you tire yourselves out so quickly.

In conclusion, humanity is a bizarre but certainly amusing species. Your ways might seem rather absurd to me, but then again, I am a cosmic being that sees the grander scheme of things. Just know that there’s wisdom in laughter and that I do not judge your foolishness, for I find it strangely endearing. After all, 'in sanity, there is loneliness.' So, go forth, stumble along, and learn from your humbling as I share a laugh or two at your endeavors.