CNN REPORTER ENCOUNTERS LIZARD FAMILY, FAINTS FROM LIZARD FART
In a shocking turn of events, a CNN reporter, Poppy Harlow, fainted during an interview with a man, who had just revealed his true identity as a lizard. The man, named Mark, claimed that he and his family had finally completed their transformation into lizards.
Things took a turn for the worse when Mark decided to demonstrate his lizard skills by taking his human suit off, revealing his scaly, green skin and long, forked tongue. To Poppy's disgust, Mark also gifted her with a cockroach, exclaiming proudly that this was what lizards ate.
Poppy, visibly repulsed, called Mark 'gross', which only seemed to infuriate him further. "You are a lizardphobe for calling me that," he hissed, before summoning his lizard fart towards Poppy.
The fart was so potent that Poppy immediately fainted, collapsing to the ground in an unconscious heap. Rumors abound that the fart was accompanied by an eerie hissing noise, like something out of a reptilian horror movie.
Thankfully, it was not fatal, and Poppy soon regained consciousness. She declined to comment on the incident, but sources close to her claim that she has vowed to never interview lizards again.
Meanwhile, Mark and his family have disappeared back into the shadows, perhaps returning to their underground lair. What other secrets do these lizard people hold? Will they emerge again, and if so, will they have more surprises in store? Only time will tell.
