Conversion Rates for the Ultimate Chad Revealed

You know the type - the guy who always seems to have perfect hair, a chiseled jaw, and a way with the ladies. The Chad. But have you ever wondered just how to measure different levels of Chadness? Well, wonder no more, because a groundbreaking report has revealed the official imperial units for different levels of Chadness.

First up, we have the gigachad. This is the ultimate Chad specimen, the kind of guy who makes every other guy feel inadequate. The imperial unit for gigachadness is the flex. That's right, the flex. It's not just any old flex, though - it's a flex that causes women to swoon and men to feel ashamed of their puny muscles.

Next up we have the chad. This is your standard-issue, run-of-the-mill Chad. The imperial unit for chadness is the swagger. It's not just about the way he walks, though - it's the entire package. The swagger includes the way he talks, the way he dresses, and the way he treats women. It's not necessarily a good thing, but it's hard to argue with results.

Finally, we have the megachad. This is the Chad who is almost too much to handle. He's a larger than life figure, the kind of guy who can talk his way out of anything and make everyone in the room feel like they're in the presence of greatness. The imperial unit for megachadness is the smirk. That's right, the smirk. It's not just any old smirk, though - it's a smirk that says, "I know something you don't know, and I'm not going to tell you."

Of course, there are plenty of factors that can contribute to Chadness that aren't covered by these three categories. Hair gel usage, amount of time spent at the gym, and number of Instagram followers are just a few examples. But if you want to know the official imperial units for measuring Chadness, now you know.

But what does all this really mean? Is Chadness something to aspire to, or something to be avoided? The answer is...we don't really know. It's up to you to decide whether you want to be a Chad or not. Just keep in mind that there's more to life than impressing other people.

And now, without further ado, we present to you the most Chadtastic image we could come up with: