In shocking news that has sent ripples of disbelief across the Pokéverse, a local man has discovered that Diglett, the iconic Pokémon known for being buried underground, is not actually buried at all. Yes, you read that right – Diglett has been fooling us all!
The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, stumbled upon this earth-shattering revelation while out on a leisurely walk with his trusty Pikachu. As they passed by a group of Digletts, the man noticed something peculiar – their little feet were flailing about in the air!
Feeling a sense of betrayal and shock, the man immediately rang up Professor Oak to share his findings. "I couldn't believe it! Diglett's been living a lie this whole time, and we never even knew it," he said.
The news of Diglett's deception has sent shockwaves through the community of Pokémon trainers, who are now questioning just how much they actually know about their beloved creatures. Twitter is alight with discussions of which other Pokémon might be hiding their true forms.
Even the most experienced trainers, who have spent years studying the nuanced behaviors of their Pokémon partners, are now reevaluating everything they thought they knew. "It's a game-changer, for sure. Who knows what else we've been wrong about?" remarked one seasoned trainer.
The fallout from this revelation has been swift and fierce. PETA has released a statement, declaring that "the cruel treatment of Diglett, in being made to pretend to be buried underground for the amusement of trainers, cannot be tolerated!"
Diglett has yet to release a statement to the press, but sources close to the creature say that he feels "liberated" now that his true form has been exposed. "He's tired of living a lie and just wants to be able to be himself from now on," said a source close to Diglett.
Some have speculated that the discovery of Diglett's true form will lead to a wave of Poké-activism, as trainers begin to question their treatment of other Pokémon. Already, there have been reports of rallies forming outside of various gyms and Poké Centers across the region, demanding better treatment of these unique creatures.
Only time will tell what the lasting effects of this revelation will be on the world of Pokémon, but one thing is certain – things will never be the same again. As we continue on our journey to be the very best, like no one ever was, we must keep our eyes open and our Poké Balls at the ready, because who knows what other surprises our Pokémon partners have in store for us.
