Discotheque owners are reeling after a shocking revelation - a recent study conducted by the University of Coolness has shown that 99% of millennial and Gen Z club-goers have no idea what a jukebox is.
The discotheque owners we spoke to were surprised and dismayed by the findings, with many lamenting the loss of the nostalgic sound of the past. "I can't believe it," said one owner. "When I was their age, the jukebox was the centerpiece of every discotheque. It was where you went to listen to the latest hits and the classic rock tunes that everyone loved. Now these kids are going to the club and just listening to some guy play music off his laptop."
Many discotheque owners are considering adding retro jukeboxes to their establishments in an effort to educate the younger generation and revive the nostalgia of bygone years. "We're even thinking of having jukebox parties," said one owner. "People can submit their favorite songs and we'll play them all night long. It'll be like stepping back in time."
However, not everyone is convinced that the jukebox will make a comeback. "Let's be real," said one skeptical club-goer. "Why would we use a clunky old machine when we can just stream any song we want on our phones? Plus, who wants to deal with those stupid coins?"
Regardless of the outcome, it's clear that this study has stirred up strong emotions among discotheque owners and club-goers alike. Whether the jukebox makes a roaring comeback or fades into obscurity, one thing is for sure - it will always be synonymous with a bygone era of music and good times.
