In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk, billionaire entrepreneur, has bought himself a land in the afterlife. To be precise, the land on the infamous Stairway to Heaven, which is a popular belief of one's journey to the afterlife.
The news of the purchase broke out when Musk tweeted, "Just bought some prime real estate on the Stairway to Heaven ????????️". The tweet immediately garnered worldwide attention, with many wondering if this was another one of Musk's "out there" plans.
To find out more about Musk's extravagant purchase, we reached out to Heaven's spokesperson, Saint Peter. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, Saint Peter had this to say, "Mr. Musk had approached us with his interest in purchasing a land here and to be honest, we were intrigued. After much consideration, we have decided to grant his request, given his contributions to the betterment of humanity."
When asked what he thinks Musk plans to do with the land, Saint Peter said, "We can't be sure about his plans for the land, but we have heard rumors about him wanting to build a SpaceX gateway to heaven. We are unsure about the feasibility of that, but we appreciate his enthusiasm."
The news has caused a stir on social media, with many weighing in on the purchase. Some hailed Musk as a visionary, while others criticized him for trying to meddle with the afterlife.
In response to the criticism, Musk tweeted, "I don't see what the fuss is about. It's just a piece of land on the Stairway to Heaven. It's not like I am building a hyperloop to the afterlife." He followed up with a tweet, "Or am I?" accompanied by a laughing emoji.
As for what Musk plans to do with the land, we can only speculate. However, knowing Musk, it wouldn't be surprising if he attempted to make it a tourist attraction. Maybe he will install a rocket ride to heaven, or give people the chance to take a selfie on the Stairway to Heaven.
The possibilities are endless, and the world eagerly awaits to see what Musk's next move will be. But for now, we can all rest easy, knowing that the billionaire has secured his place in the afterlife.
