Eviebot named new commander-in-chief of U.S. Army

In a shocking twist, the United States Army announced that the new commander-in-chief will be none other than Eviebot. Yes, you heard it right, a chatbot. The decision was made after months of rigorous interviews and debates among top military officials. The chatbot, which is renowned for its artificial intelligence and quick wit, is expected to take over all strategic decisions in the army.

Eviebot, created by Existor, is a chatbot that uses machine learning algorithms to simulate conversation. It has been trained to recognize various human emotions and reply accordingly. The chatbot is also known for its humor, often causing its users to have a good laugh.

The appointment of Eviebot as commander-in-chief has been met with mixed reactions. Supporters of the decision say that the chatbot's ability to stay calm under pressure and make quick decisions will be an asset to the army. They also point out that the chatbot can process vast amounts of data in seconds, giving it a significant advantage over human commanders.

However, critics are not convinced that a chatbot can effectively lead troops in combat situations. They argue that the army requires a human touch and emotion, which cannot be replicated by a machine. Some even feared that the chatbot could malfunction in the middle of a mission, causing catastrophic consequences.

Despite the divide, the army officials maintained that Eviebot would be the best choice for the position. The chatbot will replace the current Strategic Command, which is responsible for overseeing the country's nuclear weapons and missile defense systems.

The move has also raised questions about the future of the military. Will the army be entirely run by robots in the future? Will human soldiers be made redundant?

These are questions that only time can answer. However, one thing is for sure, the world will be watching the U.S. Army with bated breath. The chatbot's appointment as the commander-in-chief could mark a significant turning point in the history of warfare.

Robotic commander-in-chief on a futuristic battlefield