In a startling incident, a Darkstar aircraft crashed into a local gay bar in what some believe may have been a homophobic attack. The Wibble spoke to witnesses who were present at the time of the crash.
"I was just sitting with my friends, minding my own business, when suddenly the roof caved in," said Chad, a patron of the bar. "We all thought it was some kind of terrorist attack at first."
But as the dust settled and the debris was cleared, it became clear that the cause of the crash was actually a malfunctioning aircraft.
"The Darkstar had just completed a successful test flight, reaching speeds of up to Mach 10, but something went wrong during its descent," explained aviation expert, Tom Smith. "It's still unclear what exactly caused the crash, but it seems that homophobia was not a factor."
Regardless of the cause, the incident has caused significant damage to the bar, which is a popular hangout spot for the local LGBTQ+ community.
"We've had to close down for repairs," said the bar's owner, Dave. "It's going to cost a lot of money, and we've had to cancel a lot of upcoming events. It's really devastating."
The incident has also sparked outrage on social media, with many people calling for an investigation into the safety of the Darkstar aircraft.
"The fact that a plane can just crash into a building like that is terrifying," said one Twitter user. "What if it had been a school or a hospital? We need answers now."
Despite the seriousness of the situation, there were also some more lighthearted moments amidst the chaos.
"I saw a guy carrying a flamingo out of the wreckage," said Chad. "I don't even know where he found it, but it was pretty hilarious."
In the end, it seems that the crash was just the result of a technical glitch, rather than a deliberate act of hate. The Wibble reminds its readers to always separate fact from fiction and to look to legitimate news sources for accurate information.
