Human Lefts Demand Equal Rights to Right-Handed People
In a shocking turn of events, Human Lefts from all corners of the world have united to demand equal treatment and recognition. The group argues that right-handed individuals have had an unwarranted advantage for far too long, and it's high time lefties received some respect.
"It's not right! We've been sidelined and ignored for far too long," said Peter, a representative of the Human Lefts movement. "The fact that scissors, can openers, and even some computer mice are designed with only right-handed people in mind is a travesty. We demand change!"
The group's demands go beyond just practical tools and include language as well. Words like "left" and "leftover" have negative connotations, while the word "right" is often associated with positive things. "We're sick of being seen as inferior just because we're wired differently," said Peter.
The movement has gained traction on social media, with prominent figures like Sir Paul McCartney and Barack Obama showing their support for the cause. A viral hashtag, #LeftsArePeopleToo, has been trending for hours, with thousands of people sharing their left-handed struggles.
The Human Lefts have even suggested that right-handed people experience "right privilege," akin to white privilege in society. They argue that righties have never had to experience the frustration of using a pair of right-handed scissors with their left hand or smudging their writing with graphite as they drag their hand across the page.
The backlash has been swift, with some right-handed individuals feeling personally attacked by the movement. "I didn't choose to be born right-handed," said Robert, a self-professed "rightie." "Why should I be punished for something outside of my control?"
But the Human Lefts are undeterred. They've organized protests and rallies across the country, with one scheduled to take place in Washington D.C. next week. The group is urging people to join in and show their support for a more equal world.
Only time will tell if the Human Lefts' message will be heard and acted upon. But one thing's for sure, this is a movement that won't be swept under the rug anytime soon.
