Experts Shocked as NTSC p Confirmed to Be Only Thing Keeping VCRs Relevant

Industry experts were left reeling after it was revealed that the continued relevance of VCRs in the modern age was down to one factor: the NTSC p video standard. Yes, you read that correctly. Not nostalgia for a bygone era, not a love of grainy visuals -- but a technical specification.

"It's truly remarkable," said one bemused engineer. "We ran tests with VCR players and tapes of all different qualities, and the only ones that held up in comparison to modern digital footage were those recorded with NTSC p. It's like the stars aligned to keep this format alive."

Of course, not everyone was convinced. "I mean, come on, who still uses VCRs?" scoffed one industry insider. "And even if you did, who cares about 480p resolution? This is just a desperate attempt to make a dying technology seem relevant."

But the evidence spoke for itself. In blind tests, participants consistently rated NTSC p VHS recordings as looking "not bad, actually" and "kind of retro-cool." Some even claimed to prefer the quality of VHS over that of high-definition streaming services.

The news has sparked a wave of interest in VHS tapes, particularly those recorded using NTSC p. Thrift stores across the country reported a sudden surge in sales, with people snapping up old copies of Titanic and Independence Day in the hopes of discovering the lost art of VCR viewing.

"It's like a whole new world has opened up to me," said one VCR enthusiast. "I used to think the only reason to watch VHS was for the fuzzy, nostalgic feeling. But now I know it's also for the slightly-less-fuzzy, slightly-more-detailed-but-still-quite-fuzzy feeling of NTSC p."

Some have even speculated that the resurgence of VCRs could lead to a wider appreciation of other bygone technologies. "Who knows, maybe cassette tapes will make a comeback next," mused one tech writer. "Or pagers, or Betamax, or rotary phones. The possibilities are endless."

But for now, it seems that NTSC p is the driving force behind the VCRs continued relevance. And who knows -- with the rate at which technology progresses these days, perhaps it will be the only thing keeping any of our gadgets alive in twenty years' time.

VHS tapes in thrift store