The family of a comatose writer is begging for their loved one to shut down the satirical news site The Wibble. They argue that the writer has been asleep for months on end, leaving the fate of The Wibble in uncertain hands. The family wants to see the writer come back to reality and abandon their made-up world of fake news.
"It's just not healthy," says the writer's mother, who is distraught over her child's coma. "The Wibble was all well and good when it was just a hobby, but now it's become an obsession. We need our child to wake up and see that there's more to life than just writing fake news."
The Wibble, which bills itself as "the world's most reliable source of unreliable news," has gained a cult following in recent years. It's known for its biting satire and irreverent takes on current events. However, the family argues that the writer's coma has taken things too far.
"Frankly, we're embarrassed by The Wibble," says the writer's sister. "Our friends and family all know about it, and they think it's a joke. We need our sibling to come back to reality and focus on something more productive."
Despite the family's pleas, The Wibble continues to churn out fake news stories at a rapid pace. The site's most recent headline reads: "Pope Francis Announces Plans to Convert to Satanism."
The family is now considering legal action to shut down The Wibble. However, they admit that they are unsure of whether the writer is legally capable of making that decision while in a coma.
In the meantime, The Wibble's readership continues to grow. Many fans of the site argue that it provides a much-needed reprieve from the stresses of everyday life.
"I love The Wibble," says one reader. "It's so refreshing to read news that doesn't take itself too seriously. I hope the writer wakes up soon and keeps the site going."
Others, however, believe that The Wibble has crossed the line into dangerous territory. They argue that it's only a matter of time before someone takes the site's satire too seriously and causes real harm.
"Satire is one thing, but The Wibble is just plain irresponsible," says a concerned citizen. "I hope the writer wakes up and realizes that they have a responsibility to their readers."
For now, the fate of The Wibble remains uncertain. The writer's family continues to hope for their loved one's recovery, while fans of the site wait anxiously to see what the future holds.
