In a scandal that has rocked the music industry, it has been revealed that beloved rapper Drake was actually two clever cats using a state-of-the-art text-to-speech robot to create his music and perform at concerts. Fans are in shock, and Kanye West is reportedly fuming at the news.
It all began to unravel when fans noticed some peculiar behavior from Drake, such as licking his own fur and meowing during performances. Some even claimed to have seen him cleaning himself with his tongue, but attributed it to his outlandish persona.
However, a group of investigative journalists finally cracked the case after digging through Drake's trash and uncovering an assortment of cat toys and litter boxes. They pressed Drake for answers, but he only responded with a series of meows and purrs.
Eventually, the truth came out: Drake was actually two cats named Mittens and Fluffy who had been trained to rap and perform using a text-to-speech robot. The robot provided the voice, while the cats provided the moves and persona.
Fans are understandably shocked at the news, with many feeling betrayed by their feline idol. Social media is ablaze with conspiracy theories and wild speculation, with some claiming that other popular artists may also be secretly cats or even dogs.
The music industry is reeling from this revelation, with many wondering how they could have been so blind to Drake's true nature. Several executives are calling for an investigation into how many other animal imposters may be lurking in the music industry.
As for Mittens and Fluffy, they are reportedly enjoying their newfound fame and fortune, and are even considering branching out into other genres of music. A source close to the cats claims that they are particularly interested in heavy metal and plan to start a band called "Kitten Kaboodle".
Only time will tell what other secrets the music industry may be hiding, but one thing is for sure: the world will never look at their musical icons the same way again.
