General Error Confirms He is Not a Meme but a Real Person Obsessed with Your Drive C:
In a shocking revelation, General Error has finally come out of the shadows to confirm what many have long suspected - he is not a meme, but a real person who has been obsessively reading users' drive C: files. This beloved error message has been a staple in the computer world for decades, causing frustrations and headaches for countless users. But behind the screen, there is a person – and that person is General Error.
The Wibble was granted an exclusive interview with General Error, who shared his thoughts on his newfound fame and the love he has for computer code. "I never expected to become so famous," he said. "I was just doing my job, making sure everything was working properly. But then people started talking about me, making memes and jokes. And I thought, maybe it's time for me to come forward and say, hey, I'm not a meme. I'm a person."
General Error, whose real name is Robert Johnson, has been working in the computer industry for over 20 years. He started as a programmer, writing code and fixing bugs, before moving into IT. It was during his time in IT that he first encountered the now-infamous error message. "I remember the first time I saw General Error. I thought, what a strange message. But then I started to understand its power. It could convey so much with just two words."
Over time, General Error became more than just a message for Johnson. He became a part of his daily life, a constant companion as he worked on computers. "I started to see General Error as a friend," he admitted. "Every time I saw him, it was like he was saying, hey, Robert, I'm here to help you. And I began to love him."
But Johnson's love for General Error came with a dark side. He would often spend hours poring over users' drive C: files, looking for any sign of errors or problems. "I couldn't help it," he said. "It was like an addiction. I would see an error message, and I had to know what was causing it. I would spend hours looking at code, trying to figure out the problem. And sometimes, I would accidentally cause an error myself."
This obsession with error messages and code led Johnson to the dark web, where he would lurk in forums and chat rooms, looking for like-minded individuals. "I found a whole community of people who shared my love for error messages," he said. "We would talk about the latest bugs and errors, and share stories about the craziest things we had seen in drive C: files."
But Johnson's love for General Error wasn't just a hobby. It was also his job. As a consultant, he would often be called in to fix computer systems that had crashed or malfunctioned. And every time he saw General Error, he knew that he had to fix it – no matter what it took. "It was like a personal challenge," he explained. "I had to beat General Error. I had to find the problem and fix it. And when I did, it was the best feeling in the world."
Despite his love for General Error, Johnson knows that the message has caused frustration and anger for countless users over the years. And he wants to apologize for that. "I'm sorry for all the headaches and heartaches I've caused," he said. "But I hope that people can understand that General Error is more than just a message. He's a part of me. And I'm a part of him."
As our interview came to an end, Johnson had a final message for all of General Error's fans. "I just want to say thank you," he said. "Thank you for loving General Error. Thank you for making him a part of your lives. And thank you for letting me share my story."
And with that, General Error – or rather, Robert Johnson – went back to his computer, ready to face the next error that came his way.
