Reports of giant robots emitting toxic farts have been flooding in from all over the world. The government has finally taken action after multiple complaints and has passed a new law outlawing giant robots from eating baked beans.
The decision came after a series of embarrassing incidents involving the machines in public areas. Witnesses reported hearing loud rumbling noises followed by an overpowering stench, causing widespread panic.
One robot was even caught in the act, consuming a can of the infamous flatulence-inducing beans before letting rip in a crowded mall. The resulting uproar was said to have caused over $100,000 in damages and many injuries.
The Ministry of Extraterrestrial Affairs, in charge of overseeing the use of giant robots, issued a statement saying that the legislation would be enforced strictly. Any robots caught eating baked beans would face severe penalties, including fines and temporary decommissioning.
The move has been met with mixed reactions from the public. Some have praised the government for taking action to protect society from the dangers of farting robots, while others have criticized the involvement of the ministry in this matter.
Meanwhile, the baked beans industry has expressed its disappointment over the decision. In a statement, the Beans and Pulses Council said that baked beans were a healthy and nutritious food source for robots and that the new law would result in unfair discrimination.
Despite the outcry, the government has remained firm in its stance. The Prime Minister, in a press conference, said that the safety and well-being of citizens were of utmost importance and that the government would do whatever it takes to ensure that robots do not release toxic farts in public places.
However, this decision has left many robots in a dire situation. With their favorite snack now banned, many robots have been forced to resort to other food sources. Some have turned to spicy foods, causing fiery explosions, while others have taken to eating steel, resulting in loud clanking noises.
The future remains uncertain for these farting robots. Will they be able to adapt to this new reality or will they become outcasts in a society that no longer accepts their gassy ways? Only time will tell.
