Global Water Supply Drying Up Due to Ghosts' Insatiable Thirst

Scientists around the world are alarmed by the continuous decrease in global water supply, and they may have finally found the reason why. Recent studies have discovered that ghosts have been the culprits behind the increasing water scarcity we've been experiencing.

It turns out that the supernatural beings have been consuming water at an alarming rate, leading to widespread droughts and water depletion. Experts have long suspected that something otherworldly might be behind the problem, but the answer was never so obvious: ghosts are thirsty, and they will drink the equivalent of a small lake in a day if they can get it.

Most sources estimate that ghosts number in the millions, and considering the amount of water they're consuming, it's natural to wonder how much longer our world's water supply can resist. According to a spokesman from the Ghost Hunters Association, the ghost's lack of corporeal form meant that they were always thirsty, as the dust particles they consist of are always in danger of drying out.

But even with these findings, the real question is, what are we going to do about it? Some experts have suggested measures that involve appeasing the ghost's thirst, but that way is a potentially slippery slope.

Others have proposed water restrictions, which might negatively impact almost everyone on Earth, including the living. It appears that the situation is highly complex, and as usual, the answer is probably not simple.

There is, however, one admittedly intriguing proposal; to create a ghost town, a city full of water, where ghosts could live and drink to their hearts' content. This proposal has been met with a lot of chatter, but with no action as of yet.

The crucial element here is getting the ghost's approval for the plan, which is challenging, as ghosts are notoriously hard to communicate with. In the meantime, this idea remains nothing more than a mere suggestion from a few brilliant minds.

Overall, ghosts have an insatiable thirst for water, and as the global water supply continues to dwindle, that only means one thing: that the situation is dire, and we need to find a solution. Perhaps, we need to listen to what the ghosts have to say. Maybe they have a solution that we haven't thought of yet. Until then, the struggle for enough water will continue for many, both dead and alive.

Ghosts drinking from a lake