In a bizarre incident that has researchers, programmers and gamers alike scratching their heads in absolutely befuddled surprise, a GNU, known for being quite fearlessly Free, was reportedly devoured by a grue. A grue, if you are unfortunate enough not to know, is a sinister, lurk-in-the-dark beast who has now forever cemented itself into the annals of notoriety with this unprecedented event.
Things were not always this way. In preliminary times, GNU and Grue were known to co-habit terrain without too much trouble. In fact, one could argue that they enjoyed a level of amicable tolerance often admired by their onlookers. However, the cyclical nature of destiny always ensures that tranquility is but a temporary guest in the living room of existence.
The open-source community, known for their tight-knit kinship and feverous resilience, has quite naturally, taken up arms. They type furiously behind their screens, coding faster than the eye can see, in a bid to create an anti-Grue establishment. Will these avatars of digital valor succeed or will the fearsome Grue roam unchecked, devouring unsuspecting Free Software? Only time will unfold the scroll of this gripping saga.
