God Denounces His Own Existence, Becomes Atheist

God Denounces His Own Existence, Becomes Atheist

In a shocking twist of fate, the Almighty Creator has come forward to state that he no longer believes in his own existence. The news has left religious leaders scrambling for answers, as they struggle to come to terms with the biggest revelation of all time.

God, who has been known to be all-powerful and all-knowing, has reportedly found a new sense of freedom and liberation since his declaration. "I, for one, am extremely happy to be free of all that omnipotent stuff," he stated in a recent interview. "I can finally relax and enjoy life for what it is."

As expected, not everyone is thrilled with God's newfound atheism. Many have called for his resignation, stating that he is unfit to lead the universe if he doesn't even believe in himself. However, God has remained resolute in his decision, stating that he will continue to lead the universe with or without the belief in his own existence.

Interestingly enough, God's atheism has led to some unintended consequences. One of the biggest impacted parties is the Republican Party. "We have lost one of our biggest supporters," stated Mitch McConnell. "I'm not sure what we're going to do without God on our side."

The Democrats, on the other hand, are pleased with God's decision. "We always suspected that God was more of a liberal," stated Nancy Pelosi. "It's good to have him come out and embrace his true beliefs."

One thing is for certain – the world will never be the same again. As for God, he seems content with his decision. "I'm just a regular guy like everyone else," he stated with a smile. "And I'm looking forward to living the rest of my life as an atheist."